When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 112021 | 2022-09-13 22:18:09 | 107.79 | 99% |
| 106553 | 2022-03-06 16:44:03 | 99.88 | 98% |
| 105816 | 2022-03-01 19:31:13 | 106.80 | 98% |
| 104010 | 2022-02-15 20:42:02 | 101.40 | 97% |
| 100256 | 2021-10-15 19:18:23 | 111.50 | 99% |
| 96261 | 2021-07-22 13:15:44 | 97.38 | 97% |
| 94753 | 2021-06-14 13:13:03 | 109.96 | 98% |
| 90515 | 2021-01-26 13:20:36 | 111.35 | 99% |
| 89874 | 2021-01-13 20:25:00 | 104.52 | 99% |
| 82527 | 2020-02-27 14:18:07 | 98.87 | 99% |
| 81330 | 2019-12-20 19:48:38 | 120.82 | 100% |
| 77957 | 2019-07-02 19:02:45 | 97.81 | 98% |
| 76352 | 2019-06-06 20:35:55 | 92.41 | 98% |
| 68053 | 2018-04-26 15:06:24 | 92.54 | 97% |
| 65561 | 2018-01-18 17:53:22 | 96.49 | 98% |
| 65330 | 2018-01-11 14:31:02 | 93.50 | 98% |
| 65255 | 2018-01-09 16:04:31 | 93.06 | 98% |
| 60225 | 2017-07-27 21:15:12 | 90.07 | 97% |
| 56418 | 2017-05-01 13:34:18 | 93.91 | 97% |
| 55669 | 2017-04-13 19:53:25 | 87.88 | 95% |
| 52894 | 2017-01-05 22:03:17 | 88.37 | 95% |
| 51986 | 2016-12-13 22:43:43 | 92.16 | 95% |
| 51836 | 2016-12-09 15:51:44 | 96.48 | 97% |
| 51781 | 2016-12-08 16:04:55 | 97.69 | 98% |