And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4507 | 2016-08-09 11:29:46 | 96.75 | 98% |
| 4174 | 2014-12-18 15:17:37 | 98.03 | 96% |
| 4155 | 2014-12-17 12:08:02 | 104.45 | 99% |
| 3679 | 2014-07-10 11:53:36 | 94.01 | 96% |
| 3367 | 2013-09-12 16:09:15 | 98.83 | 98% |
| 2958 | 2012-04-04 11:25:50 | 99.90 | 99% |
| 2844 | 2011-04-10 19:31:53 | 96.54 | |
| 1664 | 2009-11-24 19:05:09 | 92.85 | |
| 1598 | 2009-10-16 20:03:53 | 81.45 | |
| 1564 | 2009-09-16 11:57:25 | 85.12 | |
| 1071 | 2009-08-19 15:05:04 | 81.95 | |
| 522 | 2009-08-09 20:09:32 | 78.72 | |
| 464 | 2009-08-05 11:45:09 | 72.80 | |
| 256 | 2009-08-03 12:59:24 | 68.69 |