And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5900 | 2021-08-02 00:00:23 | 89.43 | 98% |
| 4628 | 2017-04-19 16:13:42 | 97.03 | 96% |
| 3781 | 2015-10-29 20:31:54 | 78.98 | 94% |
| 2981 | 2015-04-10 20:32:33 | 77.36 | 94% |
| 2676 | 2014-12-30 01:24:32 | 78.91 | 95% |
| 1820 | 2014-03-28 17:29:38 | 77.89 | 97% |
| 1613 | 2014-02-20 16:24:02 | 72.00 | 96% |
| 1470 | 2014-02-12 17:09:43 | 73.20 | 94% |
| 165 | 2013-10-10 17:17:03 | 54.87 | 94% |