And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3845 | 2014-06-23 06:09:40 | 105.61 | 97% |
| 3015 | 2013-04-06 04:46:33 | 95.67 | 95% |
| 2588 | 2012-10-24 11:30:04 | 80.01 | 92% |
| 2377 | 2012-09-17 09:54:32 | 81.82 | 92% |
| 2214 | 2012-08-09 13:54:03 | 64.91 | 87% |
| 1790 | 2012-06-13 06:08:41 | 68.39 | 90% |
| 1728 | 2012-06-08 05:45:26 | 64.00 | 88% |
| 1188 | 2012-05-07 09:43:31 | 63.29 | 93% |
| 869 | 2012-04-25 07:50:17 | 55.44 | 92% |
| 691 | 2012-04-21 07:14:45 | 55.93 | 91% |