And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3469 | 2014-05-01 04:13:31 | 146.79 | 94% |
| 2395 | 2014-03-22 01:47:24 | 141.99 | 90% |
| 2328 | 2014-03-21 19:50:45 | 147.71 | 94% |
| 1874 | 2014-03-13 22:22:20 | 140.79 | 91% |
| 1734 | 2014-03-11 18:25:23 | 160.95 | 95% |
| 1366 | 2014-03-06 07:51:46 | 153.98 | 97% |
| 1134 | 2014-03-02 22:44:17 | 161.40 | 91% |
| 1096 | 2014-03-02 18:29:20 | 146.61 | 93% |
| 563 | 2013-12-18 04:56:01 | 137.21 | 92% |