And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6490 | 2017-01-19 08:27:34 | 131.06 | 99% |
| 5511 | 2016-10-11 07:54:30 | 115.74 | 97% |
| 5405 | 2016-10-05 03:45:46 | 113.96 | 96% |
| 4658 | 2013-01-22 05:00:56 | 133.96 | 97% |
| 4482 | 2013-01-17 22:21:32 | 128.61 | 98% |
| 841 | 2009-12-13 13:29:51 | 100.23 | |
| 80 | 2009-12-05 11:51:59 | 99.68 |