Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20234 | 2018-03-06 23:53:40 | 66.72 | 99% |
| 18972 | 2018-02-23 04:35:32 | 64.85 | 97% |
| 18945 | 2018-02-23 03:58:44 | 69.58 | 99% |
| 14383 | 2017-08-20 12:26:52 | 73.01 | 99% |
| 12806 | 2017-06-24 05:53:59 | 60.57 | 98% |
| 12323 | 2017-05-25 12:15:40 | 49.99 | 89% |
| 9922 | 2017-05-19 01:38:28 | 72.56 | 95% |
| 8324 | 2017-05-04 10:50:44 | 65.14 | 97% |
| 7835 | 2017-05-02 11:08:01 | 61.91 | 98% |
| 4701 | 2017-02-11 04:43:03 | 50.68 | 97% |
| 1518 | 2017-01-21 06:15:39 | 39.18 | 93% |
| 256 | 2017-01-18 00:17:07 | 52.66 | 98% |