Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1286 | 2017-07-17 06:16:18 | 44.34 | 97% |
| 566 | 2017-04-18 10:29:34 | 30.58 | 88% |
| 18 | 2017-03-22 10:28:29 | 32.43 | 91% |