Text race history for Sadge (elusoryx)

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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

Game Time WPM Accuracy
7210 2020-05-17 13:02:21 127.11 98%
4976 2017-07-28 01:55:12 130.85 99%