Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 8364 | 2020-07-13 03:29:07 | 136.19 | 98% |
| 4301 | 2017-02-21 11:32:16 | 137.59 | 98% |