And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6424 | 2019-04-13 18:00:30 | 137.18 | 98% |
| 3474 | 2016-01-11 16:05:00 | 117.40 | 88% |
| 3258 | 2015-10-20 15:41:59 | 148.15 | 97% |
| 2144 | 2015-04-11 18:22:01 | 131.44 | 94% |
| 296 | 2013-11-08 08:39:17 | 134.96 | 95% |
| 179 | 2013-03-09 02:54:05 | 139.39 | 98% |
| 147 | 2012-10-23 09:51:38 | 143.14 | 97% |
| 123 | 2012-05-15 04:11:24 | 133.59 | 96% |