And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4635 | 2018-05-03 19:24:22 | 102.59 | 98% |
| 3910 | 2018-03-14 16:40:29 | 88.86 | 96% |
| 2039 | 2017-05-04 02:26:50 | 85.50 | 95% |
| 1603 | 2017-02-03 03:38:41 | 81.18 | 93% |
| 754 | 2016-11-08 00:10:14 | 75.25 | 93% |
| 400 | 2016-10-09 03:53:39 | 70.12 | 97% |
| 357 | 2016-10-05 15:50:01 | 66.03 | 94% |