Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 90750 | 2023-04-07 23:36:12 | 111.49 | 96% |
| 80225 | 2015-01-29 17:09:14 | 81.55 | 98% |
| 79806 | 2014-06-17 08:05:42 | 85.81 | 100% |
| 78008 | 2012-05-16 02:05:02 | 92.97 | 98% |
| 77432 | 2012-05-03 20:15:36 | 92.80 | 99% |
| 76312 | 2011-07-22 14:15:33 | 92.00 | 98% |
| 75565 | 2011-07-13 12:24:39 | 98.85 | 99% |
| 75284 | 2011-07-12 12:39:22 | 93.01 | 97% |
| 75255 | 2011-07-12 12:09:17 | 88.95 | 97% |
| 74763 | 2011-07-07 17:26:55 | 80.32 | 97% |
| 74325 | 2011-07-06 12:46:39 | 81.52 | 95% |
| 74038 | 2011-07-04 20:21:28 | 91.99 | 97% |
| 73885 | 2011-07-04 00:55:27 | 89.84 | 97% |
| 73378 | 2011-07-02 00:48:22 | 88.19 | 97% |
| 72584 | 2011-06-23 01:14:44 | 80.72 | 96% |
| 72166 | 2011-06-19 00:14:03 | 83.93 | 97% |
| 72121 | 2011-06-18 20:13:15 | 83.91 | 94% |
| 71664 | 2011-06-15 21:49:56 | 91.87 | 100% |
| 71117 | 2011-06-10 11:09:45 | 87.19 | 95% |
| 71038 | 2011-06-09 12:26:26 | 88.31 | 98% |
| 71037 | 2011-06-09 12:25:27 | 87.56 | 99% |
| 70878 | 2011-06-04 20:21:30 | 88.10 | 98% |
| 70314 | 2011-05-27 15:20:13 | 90.61 | 97% |
| 70040 | 2011-05-22 17:01:08 | 80.67 | 94% |
| 69754 | 2011-05-19 20:26:12 | 96.18 | 99% |
| 68239 | 2011-01-18 23:31:10 | 92.83 | |
| 68064 | 2011-01-11 17:30:52 | 88.91 | |
| 68009 | 2011-01-11 12:26:00 | 92.74 | |
| 67528 | 2010-12-29 06:35:25 | 71.26 | |
| 66785 | 2010-12-28 13:06:35 | 82.00 | |
| 66720 | 2010-12-28 11:52:39 | 82.11 | |
| 66670 | 2010-12-28 11:04:30 | 83.22 | |
| 66171 | 2010-12-24 17:10:34 | 97.08 | |
| 65687 | 2010-12-14 17:42:06 | 80.26 | |
| 65611 | 2010-12-13 21:10:49 | 89.07 | |
| 65361 | 2010-12-09 13:34:02 | 81.13 | |
| 64899 | 2010-11-30 19:13:16 | 87.53 | |
| 64659 | 2010-11-29 20:51:08 | 91.71 | |
| 64563 | 2010-11-29 16:22:08 | 92.87 | |
| 64542 | 2010-11-29 15:34:33 | 93.02 | |
| 63798 | 2010-11-21 23:43:20 | 81.96 | |
| 63770 | 2010-11-21 18:10:03 | 88.90 | |
| 63713 | 2010-11-21 16:24:51 | 85.32 | |
| 63542 | 2010-11-20 09:12:23 | 88.70 | |
| 62616 | 2010-11-15 04:48:09 | 92.52 | |
| 61703 | 2010-11-05 18:52:23 | 83.88 | |
| 61234 | 2010-11-02 01:03:00 | 87.96 | |
| 61188 | 2010-11-01 21:31:45 | 92.76 | |
| 59695 | 2010-10-16 22:10:25 | 87.37 | |
| 59598 | 2010-10-15 10:42:24 | 82.26 | |
| 58847 | 2010-10-04 14:26:15 | 83.03 | |
| 58691 | 2010-10-03 10:39:43 | 90.52 | |
| 58507 | 2010-09-30 11:26:54 | 93.15 | |
| 57704 | 2010-09-16 15:28:26 | 88.96 | |
| 57658 | 2010-09-16 13:59:31 | 93.52 | |
| 56947 | 2010-09-11 16:10:46 | 79.35 | |
| 56767 | 2010-09-10 19:55:44 | 89.44 | |
| 56665 | 2010-09-09 21:20:10 | 85.22 | |
| 56622 | 2010-09-08 21:53:29 | 80.47 | |
| 56592 | 2010-09-08 15:16:39 | 87.71 | |
| 56374 | 2010-09-06 11:22:17 | 87.53 | |
| 55111 | 2010-08-25 19:13:16 | 93.18 | |
| 54703 | 2010-08-24 14:29:00 | 83.56 | |
| 54578 | 2010-08-23 22:23:36 | 80.83 | |
| 53932 | 2010-08-18 17:40:11 | 91.35 | |
| 52736 | 2010-07-15 12:17:00 | 82.97 | |
| 51751 | 2010-06-26 21:51:01 | 80.67 | |
| 50167 | 2010-06-02 15:55:48 | 89.66 | |
| 49957 | 2010-06-01 00:31:13 | 87.85 | |
| 49754 | 2010-05-27 23:22:21 | 83.12 | |
| 49101 | 2010-05-22 09:48:41 | 79.29 | |
| 48256 | 2010-05-11 19:32:10 | 79.13 | |
| 47926 | 2010-05-08 01:50:56 | 78.73 | |
| 47464 | 2010-05-05 15:40:26 | 77.20 | |
| 47008 | 2010-05-04 11:35:40 | 85.14 | |
| 46942 | 2010-05-04 00:07:08 | 89.36 | |
| 46637 | 2010-04-29 19:55:59 | 91.11 | |
| 46330 | 2010-04-25 21:03:55 | 92.67 | |
| 46105 | 2010-04-23 17:39:04 | 89.17 | |
| 45534 | 2010-04-10 05:24:23 | 86.25 | |
| 45507 | 2010-04-09 16:12:31 | 83.54 | |
| 45396 | 2010-03-04 14:28:46 | 89.10 | |
| 45216 | 2010-02-04 23:44:49 | 84.32 | |
| 44850 | 2009-12-28 21:41:43 | 87.75 | |
| 44528 | 2009-12-11 23:07:19 | 92.75 | |
| 44410 | 2009-12-09 16:23:07 | 89.73 | |
| 43177 | 2009-08-02 14:52:30 | 85.49 | |
| 42842 | 2009-07-30 13:43:25 | 89.50 | |
| 42618 | 2009-07-28 12:03:21 | 86.21 | |
| 42611 | 2009-07-28 11:56:55 | 92.30 | |
| 42552 | 2009-07-27 17:56:32 | 75.47 | |
| 42402 | 2009-07-26 19:46:32 | 82.43 | |
| 42346 | 2009-07-26 14:43:39 | 87.90 | |
| 42184 | 2009-07-25 18:55:53 | 88.94 | |
| 42125 | 2009-07-24 21:02:38 | 80.74 | |
| 41645 | 2009-07-22 00:24:23 | 83.58 | |
| 41438 | 2009-07-21 01:22:00 | 80.96 | |
| 41201 | 2009-07-20 03:48:46 | 86.25 | |
| 41190 | 2009-07-20 03:36:30 | 81.67 | |
| 40028 | 2009-07-08 20:35:35 | 85.59 | |
| 39786 | 2009-07-05 17:39:41 | 86.93 | |
| 39474 | 2009-07-03 12:39:37 | 85.42 | |
| 39469 | 2009-07-03 12:32:46 | 83.47 | |
| 39467 | 2009-07-03 12:30:40 | 80.32 | |
| 39091 | 2009-06-30 08:44:14 | 88.34 | |
| 38187 | 2009-06-22 22:58:38 | 78.42 | |
| 37785 | 2009-06-22 12:36:47 | 85.88 | |
| 37123 | 2009-06-20 20:22:23 | 83.35 | |
| 36869 | 2009-06-17 01:14:23 | 88.46 | |
| 36588 | 2009-06-15 13:30:34 | 77.58 | |
| 36360 | 2009-06-12 16:58:13 | 92.46 | |
| 36348 | 2009-06-12 16:14:32 | 86.86 | |
| 36145 | 2009-06-10 23:40:26 | 85.26 | |
| 36040 | 2009-06-10 15:47:12 | 80.44 | |
| 35624 | 2009-06-08 17:03:08 | 84.45 | |
| 35293 | 2009-06-07 01:06:34 | 87.18 | |
| 35074 | 2009-06-06 11:11:30 | 80.82 | |
| 35040 | 2009-06-05 23:05:30 | 89.28 | |
| 34913 | 2009-06-02 21:16:32 | 90.10 | |
| 34521 | 2009-05-27 16:35:54 | 93.03 | |
| 34317 | 2009-05-24 15:53:24 | 81.86 | |
| 34248 | 2009-05-23 15:47:39 | 89.18 | |
| 34118 | 2009-05-19 01:05:14 | 91.30 | |
| 33955 | 2009-05-16 15:47:27 | 82.88 | |
| 33577 | 2009-05-11 20:49:05 | 88.04 | |
| 32687 | 2009-04-24 21:11:40 | 92.43 | |
| 32552 | 2009-04-24 13:17:21 | 81.01 | |
| 32535 | 2009-04-24 01:03:52 | 79.58 | |
| 32428 | 2009-04-23 14:29:02 | 86.59 | |
| 32231 | 2009-04-21 20:36:14 | 91.49 | |
| 31665 | 2009-04-12 19:02:00 | 87.57 | |
| 31374 | 2009-04-10 13:36:50 | 83.63 | |
| 30928 | 2009-04-06 22:14:06 | 83.28 | |
| 30818 | 2009-04-06 14:41:18 | 82.58 | |
| 30601 | 2009-04-03 12:11:45 | 84.06 | |
| 30353 | 2009-04-01 20:38:46 | 81.86 | |
| 29993 | 2009-03-28 20:21:10 | 93.11 | |
| 29911 | 2009-03-28 13:42:15 | 84.68 | |
| 29694 | 2009-03-26 20:03:52 | 90.62 | |
| 29427 | 2009-03-25 12:15:35 | 65.00 | |
| 29071 | 2009-03-23 01:34:02 | 68.93 | |
| 28800 | 2009-03-19 06:55:39 | 83.30 | |
| 28559 | 2009-03-15 15:30:07 | 75.69 | |
| 27965 | 2009-03-11 17:41:22 | 90.91 | |
| 27809 | 2009-03-11 00:16:22 | 80.85 | |
| 27760 | 2009-03-10 21:12:10 | 75.70 | |
| 27757 | 2009-03-10 21:08:02 | 74.44 | |
| 27664 | 2009-03-10 16:10:08 | 79.98 | |
| 27541 | 2009-03-10 12:46:52 | 80.89 | |
| 27488 | 2009-03-10 00:46:18 | 82.76 | |
| 27323 | 2009-03-09 17:12:26 | 81.88 | |
| 27177 | 2009-03-08 21:12:46 | 80.69 | |
| 25886 | 2009-02-27 01:41:50 | 85.17 | |
| 25396 | 2009-02-24 21:21:20 | 82.15 | |
| 25001 | 2009-02-22 22:02:49 | 89.16 | |
| 24818 | 2009-02-19 16:12:13 | 81.98 | |
| 24713 | 2009-02-18 23:55:19 | 77.93 | |
| 24488 | 2009-02-15 17:22:20 | 83.70 | |
| 24111 | 2009-02-12 19:58:59 | 81.18 | |
| 24047 | 2009-02-12 17:12:50 | 82.98 | |
| 23887 | 2009-02-11 17:09:16 | 71.47 | |
| 23156 | 2009-02-05 20:17:35 | 86.06 | |
| 22876 | 2009-01-31 17:25:57 | 81.04 | |
| 22744 | 2009-01-29 18:44:40 | 78.21 | |
| 22575 | 2009-01-28 17:57:53 | 80.81 | |
| 22430 | 2009-01-27 17:18:46 | 76.84 | |
| 22346 | 2009-01-27 00:42:22 | 81.71 | |
| 22235 | 2009-01-26 17:28:33 | 84.19 | |
| 21907 | 2009-01-24 17:40:15 | 76.17 | |
| 21848 | 2009-01-24 01:00:05 | 76.32 | |
| 21756 | 2009-01-23 17:43:03 | 82.72 | |
| 21633 | 2009-01-22 17:47:59 | 82.64 | |
| 21291 | 2009-01-20 00:55:58 | 86.11 | |
| 21170 | 2009-01-19 16:49:16 | 72.79 | |
| 20995 | 2009-01-17 21:01:41 | 85.69 | |
| 20961 | 2009-01-17 18:58:27 | 81.80 | |
| 20922 | 2009-01-16 23:28:22 | 82.70 | |
| 20519 | 2009-01-08 19:33:44 | 88.48 | |
| 20129 | 2009-01-02 01:45:15 | 87.74 | |
| 19877 | 2008-12-27 22:04:50 | 73.73 | |
| 19345 | 2008-12-24 23:57:55 | 77.78 | |
| 19320 | 2008-12-24 23:29:53 | 73.01 | |
| 19191 | 2008-12-24 16:47:35 | 81.96 | |
| 18885 | 2008-12-23 16:29:40 | 77.06 | |
| 18525 | 2008-12-21 18:31:37 | 79.95 | |
| 18122 | 2008-12-19 16:14:12 | 76.91 | |
| 17954 | 2008-12-18 21:17:39 | 73.62 | |
| 17616 | 2008-12-17 18:24:36 | 73.36 | |
| 17575 | 2008-12-17 17:21:19 | 85.91 | |
| 16856 | 2008-12-13 12:17:05 | 80.66 | |
| 16206 | 2008-12-09 17:32:39 | 77.63 | |
| 15840 | 2008-12-07 15:03:28 | 75.84 | |
| 15249 | 2008-12-05 12:08:16 | 79.73 | |
| 15000 | 2008-12-02 21:36:51 | 69.04 | |
| 14917 | 2008-12-02 16:52:55 | 81.42 | |
| 14313 | 2008-11-27 06:24:02 | 77.20 | |
| 14306 | 2008-11-27 00:18:12 | 74.37 | |
| 14231 | 2008-11-24 21:53:09 | 72.34 | |
| 14176 | 2008-11-24 10:19:12 | 72.28 | |
| 13771 | 2008-11-21 13:44:06 | 77.16 | |
| 13347 | 2008-11-16 23:47:00 | 78.44 | |
| 13341 | 2008-11-16 23:08:38 | 78.96 | |
| 12889 | 2008-11-13 16:30:27 | 79.55 | |
| 12795 | 2008-11-13 02:14:47 | 73.97 | |
| 12737 | 2008-11-12 23:23:54 | 64.40 | |
| 12518 | 2008-11-12 03:06:29 | 72.58 | |
| 10756 | 2008-10-28 17:46:16 | 79.78 | |
| 10595 | 2008-10-27 21:50:59 | 79.09 | |
| 10554 | 2008-10-27 15:34:13 | 79.22 | |
| 10258 | 2008-10-25 16:31:55 | 72.39 | |
| 10039 | 2008-10-24 15:38:56 | 79.43 | |
| 9080 | 2008-10-12 16:36:27 | 75.69 | |
| 8778 | 2008-10-08 20:33:21 | 80.39 | |
| 8617 | 2008-10-07 21:18:31 | 81.16 | |
| 7543 | 2008-09-22 21:01:24 | 74.20 | |
| 7020 | 2008-09-19 12:49:24 | 66.62 | |
| 6899 | 2008-09-18 14:03:05 | 71.98 | |
| 6802 | 2008-09-18 01:18:23 | 73.85 | |
| 6758 | 2008-09-17 22:43:06 | 76.95 | |
| 6721 | 2008-09-17 21:01:23 | 73.38 | |
| 6682 | 2008-09-17 16:14:44 | 78.55 | |
| 6647 | 2008-09-17 14:41:35 | 72.06 | |
| 6620 | 2008-09-17 14:08:45 | 68.25 | |
| 6303 | 2008-09-12 17:58:05 | 64.59 | |
| 6090 | 2008-09-11 15:32:55 | 71.39 | |
| 5788 | 2008-09-09 22:12:13 | 77.73 | |
| 5108 | 2008-09-05 11:05:47 | 73.83 | |
| 4928 | 2008-09-04 11:15:48 | 75.08 | |
| 4894 | 2008-09-04 00:45:13 | 72.49 | |
| 4890 | 2008-09-04 00:38:37 | 73.86 | |
| 4671 | 2008-09-01 06:22:39 | 72.84 | |
| 4635 | 2008-09-01 01:16:27 | 67.57 | |
| 4478 | 2008-08-31 13:42:16 | 71.29 | |
| 4456 | 2008-08-31 13:10:58 | 69.58 | |
| 4420 | 2008-08-31 12:09:35 | 68.32 | |
| 4346 | 2008-08-30 21:15:09 | 72.62 | |
| 4241 | 2008-08-30 08:06:47 | 75.11 | |
| 4048 | 2008-08-29 16:08:29 | 61.91 | |
| 4015 | 2008-08-29 15:13:38 | 70.62 | |
| 3909 | 2008-08-28 09:28:52 | 67.44 | |
| 3903 | 2008-08-28 09:21:24 | 70.44 | |
| 3775 | 2008-08-26 23:24:59 | 69.19 | |
| 3750 | 2008-08-26 21:24:10 | 69.72 | |
| 3321 | 2008-08-23 03:09:23 | 64.98 | |
| 3196 | 2008-08-22 14:15:03 | 66.00 | |
| 3162 | 2008-08-22 13:32:24 | 67.66 | |
| 2911 | 2008-08-21 13:28:34 | 70.25 | |
| 2806 | 2008-08-21 00:09:26 | 66.46 | |
| 2746 | 2008-08-20 20:15:09 | 65.36 | |
| 2605 | 2008-08-20 00:21:41 | 67.96 | |
| 2518 | 2008-08-19 21:42:31 | 64.39 | |
| 2456 | 2008-08-19 19:21:05 | 66.19 | |
| 2176 | 2008-08-18 21:20:13 | 73.12 | |
| 2140 | 2008-08-18 19:20:36 | 70.32 | |
| 1903 | 2008-08-17 23:50:48 | 60.18 | |
| 1889 | 2008-08-17 22:25:26 | 61.88 | |
| 1843 | 2008-08-17 20:36:33 | 64.11 | |
| 1376 | 2008-08-16 11:18:20 | 73.03 | |
| 1261 | 2008-08-16 06:56:08 | 69.28 | |
| 879 | 2008-08-13 02:38:06 | 66.23 | |
| 855 | 2008-08-13 01:57:26 | 63.98 | |
| 624 | 2008-08-12 02:52:44 | 63.57 | |
| 453 | 2008-08-11 17:46:33 | 61.60 | |
| 389 | 2008-08-11 14:42:17 | 70.76 | |
| 380 | 2008-08-11 14:19:36 | 63.34 | |
| 228 | 2008-08-11 02:56:04 | 65.31 | |
| 52 | 2008-08-09 02:34:11 | 64.76 |