And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 89353 | 2022-03-01 01:19:24 | 117.56 | 96% |
| 85821 | 2017-08-11 00:51:22 | 92.97 | 100% |
| 84356 | 2015-03-31 12:39:06 | 92.33 | 98% |
| 84058 | 2015-03-25 14:46:47 | 98.78 | 100% |
| 83491 | 2015-03-12 14:56:11 | 82.15 | 95% |
| 79009 | 2012-06-11 20:13:20 | 102.14 | 100% |
| 78840 | 2012-06-07 12:04:32 | 93.31 | 98% |
| 77747 | 2012-05-05 22:49:33 | 99.82 | 100% |
| 76901 | 2011-09-11 08:11:43 | 96.82 | 98% |
| 76464 | 2011-08-04 13:50:12 | 100.11 | 97% |
| 76459 | 2011-08-04 13:44:54 | 102.04 | 99% |
| 75949 | 2011-07-18 14:39:39 | 105.32 | 100% |
| 75422 | 2011-07-12 20:02:18 | 88.91 | 95% |
| 75097 | 2011-07-11 15:14:03 | 93.38 | 96% |
| 74924 | 2011-07-10 22:56:19 | 91.53 | 97% |
| 74642 | 2011-07-07 11:55:20 | 86.04 | 96% |
| 74618 | 2011-07-07 09:33:24 | 92.96 | 95% |
| 74371 | 2011-07-06 13:55:44 | 98.63 | 99% |
| 74099 | 2011-07-05 12:30:49 | 98.78 | 99% |
| 73512 | 2011-07-02 16:17:35 | 103.66 | 99% |
| 73117 | 2011-06-28 11:03:07 | 105.67 | 99% |
| 72819 | 2011-06-24 14:28:56 | 98.86 | 97% |
| 72496 | 2011-06-22 19:27:46 | 91.67 | 97% |
| 71906 | 2011-06-18 07:33:45 | 102.61 | 100% |
| 71408 | 2011-06-14 16:04:57 | 92.92 | 98% |
| 71162 | 2011-06-12 11:03:47 | 103.69 | 99% |
| 70432 | 2011-05-31 11:37:51 | 102.21 | 99% |
| 70249 | 2011-05-26 22:57:46 | 102.37 | 99% |
| 69572 | 2011-04-07 13:00:46 | 93.57 | |
| 69497 | 2011-04-06 13:07:36 | 94.96 | 99% |
| 68979 | 2011-03-18 11:02:11 | 96.69 | |
| 67807 | 2011-01-02 16:45:42 | 93.09 | |
| 67441 | 2010-12-29 04:19:21 | 96.72 | |
| 67360 | 2010-12-29 02:12:33 | 90.83 | |
| 66896 | 2010-12-28 15:15:11 | 92.21 | |
| 66462 | 2010-12-25 23:42:58 | 93.17 | |
| 66231 | 2010-12-25 00:43:03 | 98.09 | |
| 65685 | 2010-12-14 17:39:38 | 97.35 | |
| 65367 | 2010-12-09 13:42:22 | 98.12 | |
| 65158 | 2010-12-05 14:59:10 | 99.59 | |
| 65102 | 2010-12-04 14:04:23 | 94.20 | |
| 64689 | 2010-11-30 02:37:54 | 87.53 | |
| 64339 | 2010-11-26 03:00:48 | 95.48 | |
| 63772 | 2010-11-21 22:53:19 | 95.01 | |
| 63769 | 2010-11-21 18:08:55 | 88.15 | |
| 63267 | 2010-11-19 10:06:04 | 93.93 | |
| 62739 | 2010-11-16 01:01:02 | 97.19 | |
| 62636 | 2010-11-15 05:12:38 | 98.81 | |
| 61735 | 2010-11-05 20:15:10 | 96.36 | |
| 61677 | 2010-11-04 21:29:52 | 92.63 | |
| 61578 | 2010-11-03 13:05:08 | 92.57 | |
| 60705 | 2010-10-27 19:35:33 | 100.63 | |
| 60456 | 2010-10-24 14:06:40 | 78.90 | |
| 60317 | 2010-10-23 13:20:14 | 103.14 | |
| 60141 | 2010-10-22 14:48:26 | 84.05 | |
| 59596 | 2010-10-15 10:40:41 | 94.93 | |
| 58592 | 2010-09-30 17:29:08 | 92.47 | |
| 58166 | 2010-09-24 14:22:39 | 103.86 | |
| 58162 | 2010-09-24 14:18:22 | 95.78 | |
| 57715 | 2010-09-17 01:16:12 | 89.81 | |
| 56071 | 2010-09-02 14:49:34 | 87.54 | |
| 55592 | 2010-08-27 14:12:59 | 88.95 | |
| 55455 | 2010-08-26 20:31:05 | 84.70 | |
| 55290 | 2010-08-26 13:07:09 | 96.72 | |
| 54881 | 2010-08-25 00:16:06 | 96.75 | |
| 54865 | 2010-08-24 23:57:55 | 101.52 | |
| 54743 | 2010-08-24 15:30:20 | 102.95 | |
| 54615 | 2010-08-24 02:49:22 | 99.71 | |
| 54574 | 2010-08-23 22:19:28 | 94.94 | |
| 54143 | 2010-08-19 20:01:16 | 93.41 | |
| 53655 | 2010-08-14 20:53:00 | 98.55 | |
| 53491 | 2010-08-13 16:31:16 | 83.24 | |
| 53236 | 2010-08-05 20:25:41 | 91.55 | |
| 53022 | 2010-07-30 19:48:51 | 92.42 | |
| 52968 | 2010-07-30 12:41:07 | 90.51 | |
| 52603 | 2010-07-04 13:52:17 | 96.20 | |
| 52598 | 2010-07-04 13:45:21 | 94.80 | |
| 52165 | 2010-06-29 15:47:26 | 93.16 | |
| 52126 | 2010-06-29 13:29:56 | 94.31 | |
| 52022 | 2010-06-28 14:37:24 | 89.90 | |
| 51961 | 2010-06-27 22:46:52 | 87.70 | |
| 51509 | 2010-06-23 21:48:08 | 97.77 | |
| 51454 | 2010-06-23 17:06:18 | 97.50 | |
| 51380 | 2010-06-20 17:27:06 | 94.10 | |
| 50692 | 2010-06-08 01:43:27 | 86.79 | |
| 50429 | 2010-06-05 15:16:42 | 90.53 | |
| 49802 | 2010-05-28 16:19:15 | 85.47 | |
| 48991 | 2010-05-21 19:57:08 | 98.05 | |
| 48705 | 2010-05-17 20:01:00 | 97.06 | |
| 48106 | 2010-05-10 06:55:48 | 89.35 | |
| 48033 | 2010-05-09 16:46:39 | 86.33 | |
| 47311 | 2010-05-04 23:36:13 | 96.97 | |
| 46612 | 2010-04-29 16:05:53 | 96.23 | |
| 45682 | 2010-04-15 20:46:10 | 99.14 | |
| 45412 | 2010-03-14 17:04:48 | 78.94 | |
| 45349 | 2010-03-01 11:58:47 | 82.29 | |
| 45259 | 2010-02-27 10:02:12 | 90.92 | |
| 45238 | 2010-02-18 12:55:24 | 91.30 | |
| 45102 | 2010-01-26 03:17:04 | 97.85 | |
| 45101 | 2010-01-26 03:15:31 | 95.84 | |
| 44789 | 2009-12-22 17:48:28 | 99.08 | |
| 44596 | 2009-12-15 13:23:36 | 98.71 | |
| 44322 | 2009-11-10 11:48:00 | 89.50 | |
| 44196 | 2009-09-03 10:56:35 | 99.83 | |
| 44156 | 2009-08-27 14:04:35 | 95.87 | |
| 43615 | 2009-08-15 14:08:27 | 92.89 | |
| 43508 | 2009-08-14 21:51:34 | 92.40 | |
| 43376 | 2009-08-04 11:25:04 | 91.42 | |
| 42718 | 2009-07-29 16:36:44 | 99.95 | |
| 42149 | 2009-07-24 21:41:28 | 92.09 | |
| 41672 | 2009-07-22 12:37:41 | 87.25 | |
| 41375 | 2009-07-20 20:03:26 | 85.26 | |
| 41324 | 2009-07-20 15:28:55 | 95.06 | |
| 41224 | 2009-07-20 12:41:10 | 91.06 | |
| 40235 | 2009-07-09 15:31:18 | 97.73 | |
| 40185 | 2009-07-09 14:25:16 | 82.20 | |
| 40111 | 2009-07-09 05:53:34 | 95.61 | |
| 40014 | 2009-07-08 20:21:03 | 98.58 | |
| 39667 | 2009-07-05 13:52:34 | 90.64 | |
| 39182 | 2009-06-30 16:11:27 | 94.53 | |
| 38991 | 2009-06-29 19:18:08 | 93.56 | |
| 38956 | 2009-06-28 21:50:59 | 93.19 | |
| 38951 | 2009-06-28 21:36:16 | 88.19 | |
| 38594 | 2009-06-25 14:23:32 | 90.44 | |
| 37645 | 2009-06-22 03:45:24 | 93.74 | |
| 37566 | 2009-06-22 00:35:39 | 96.71 | |
| 37539 | 2009-06-22 00:06:44 | 93.68 | |
| 36872 | 2009-06-17 01:17:49 | 85.25 | |
| 36654 | 2009-06-15 19:12:57 | 89.24 | |
| 36017 | 2009-06-10 15:02:53 | 90.98 | |
| 35872 | 2009-06-09 20:05:35 | 87.70 | |
| 35803 | 2009-06-09 16:47:32 | 91.46 | |
| 35632 | 2009-06-08 17:38:10 | 92.14 | |
| 34860 | 2009-06-02 17:35:48 | 105.84 | |
| 34556 | 2009-05-28 01:30:26 | 101.40 | |
| 34465 | 2009-05-25 09:12:33 | 85.68 | |
| 34247 | 2009-05-23 15:46:38 | 97.06 | |
| 34221 | 2009-05-23 15:21:21 | 93.62 | |
| 33957 | 2009-05-16 15:49:14 | 101.69 | |
| 33856 | 2009-05-15 18:44:16 | 91.90 | |
| 33793 | 2009-05-15 15:45:01 | 91.87 | |
| 33702 | 2009-05-14 16:26:04 | 89.83 | |
| 33653 | 2009-05-14 11:10:33 | 98.94 | |
| 33614 | 2009-05-13 21:09:25 | 82.62 | |
| 33188 | 2009-05-08 15:35:20 | 99.72 | |
| 33144 | 2009-05-01 17:55:13 | 95.47 | |
| 32761 | 2009-04-26 16:59:09 | 88.47 | |
| 32568 | 2009-04-24 14:01:43 | 93.00 | |
| 31910 | 2009-04-19 20:37:41 | 96.31 | |
| 31903 | 2009-04-19 20:30:49 | 96.06 | |
| 31744 | 2009-04-16 11:24:04 | 96.35 | |
| 31573 | 2009-04-11 23:00:44 | 100.06 | |
| 31528 | 2009-04-11 18:49:40 | 92.56 | |
| 31448 | 2009-04-11 12:38:50 | 88.87 | |
| 31236 | 2009-04-09 15:21:31 | 92.71 | |
| 31009 | 2009-04-07 20:14:38 | 82.86 | |
| 30892 | 2009-04-06 17:49:49 | 91.04 | |
| 30864 | 2009-04-06 17:11:41 | 94.75 | |
| 29680 | 2009-03-26 19:49:25 | 96.98 | |
| 29674 | 2009-03-26 19:39:55 | 93.37 | |
| 29498 | 2009-03-25 20:15:26 | 101.04 | |
| 29452 | 2009-03-25 14:55:43 | 74.44 | |
| 29441 | 2009-03-25 12:32:39 | 81.07 | |
| 29421 | 2009-03-25 12:09:14 | 73.45 | |
| 29351 | 2009-03-24 18:54:11 | 73.32 | |
| 29163 | 2009-03-23 17:27:50 | 67.06 | |
| 28943 | 2009-03-22 14:12:34 | 89.59 | |
| 28729 | 2009-03-18 21:23:53 | 93.51 | |
| 28513 | 2009-03-15 00:00:14 | 90.98 | |
| 27675 | 2009-03-10 16:25:19 | 81.54 | |
| 27344 | 2009-03-09 17:50:55 | 75.89 | |
| 27074 | 2009-03-08 16:09:38 | 93.03 | |
| 26774 | 2009-03-06 02:56:07 | 84.63 | |
| 26215 | 2009-03-01 13:21:02 | 87.61 | |
| 25855 | 2009-02-26 22:17:25 | 88.84 | |
| 25850 | 2009-02-26 22:09:36 | 86.52 | |
| 24989 | 2009-02-22 21:44:05 | 94.31 | |
| 24971 | 2009-02-22 21:20:57 | 87.52 | |
| 24637 | 2009-02-16 04:38:55 | 87.17 | |
| 24335 | 2009-02-14 04:30:35 | 87.26 | |
| 24262 | 2009-02-13 20:20:06 | 84.40 | |
| 24193 | 2009-02-13 17:49:52 | 95.19 | |
| 24044 | 2009-02-12 17:10:02 | 83.10 | |
| 23936 | 2009-02-11 18:52:21 | 88.87 | |
| 23541 | 2009-02-08 13:43:16 | 82.71 | |
| 23527 | 2009-02-08 13:19:32 | 89.14 | |
| 23485 | 2009-02-06 23:34:42 | 89.84 | |
| 23316 | 2009-02-06 01:18:46 | 79.53 | |
| 23287 | 2009-02-06 00:45:07 | 95.00 | |
| 23211 | 2009-02-05 22:35:56 | 85.60 | |
| 22646 | 2009-01-29 03:08:26 | 84.64 | |
| 21734 | 2009-01-23 17:16:19 | 87.97 | |
| 21617 | 2009-01-22 17:02:37 | 80.83 | |
| 21588 | 2009-01-22 00:46:15 | 87.86 | |
| 20537 | 2009-01-08 20:26:52 | 82.56 | |
| 20493 | 2009-01-08 16:08:46 | 87.50 | |
| 20396 | 2009-01-07 15:17:30 | 91.07 | |
| 19726 | 2008-12-27 13:04:13 | 76.80 | |
| 19251 | 2008-12-24 20:08:04 | 76.20 | |
| 19143 | 2008-12-24 02:29:07 | 77.45 | |
| 18601 | 2008-12-22 00:38:19 | 78.84 | |
| 18418 | 2008-12-21 14:38:11 | 87.93 | |
| 18171 | 2008-12-19 18:39:21 | 80.68 | |
| 17808 | 2008-12-18 15:19:13 | 79.62 | |
| 17792 | 2008-12-18 14:40:06 | 84.14 | |
| 17659 | 2008-12-17 21:41:02 | 84.80 | |
| 17108 | 2008-12-14 23:51:45 | 90.27 | |
| 16840 | 2008-12-12 18:38:03 | 83.07 | |
| 16465 | 2008-12-10 22:53:25 | 87.91 | |
| 16292 | 2008-12-09 22:47:45 | 89.68 | |
| 16260 | 2008-12-09 22:05:02 | 80.68 | |
| 16014 | 2008-12-08 03:45:51 | 86.34 | |
| 15889 | 2008-12-07 16:27:09 | 78.57 | |
| 15688 | 2008-12-06 23:50:53 | 87.18 | |
| 15260 | 2008-12-05 12:21:38 | 82.34 | |
| 15127 | 2008-12-03 23:55:39 | 90.03 | |
| 15093 | 2008-12-03 21:36:42 | 83.44 | |
| 14827 | 2008-12-02 13:02:46 | 86.94 | |
| 14620 | 2008-11-28 10:51:28 | 86.94 | |
| 14476 | 2008-11-27 18:06:55 | 81.90 | |
| 14003 | 2008-11-23 01:12:36 | 83.34 | |
| 13469 | 2008-11-18 13:35:21 | 84.52 | |
| 13205 | 2008-11-15 02:24:47 | 80.34 | |
| 12783 | 2008-11-13 01:55:44 | 85.34 | |
| 12553 | 2008-11-12 09:43:38 | 77.98 | |
| 12203 | 2008-11-10 21:05:41 | 79.38 | |
| 12099 | 2008-11-10 02:11:53 | 76.50 | |
| 12048 | 2008-11-09 22:35:47 | 81.68 | |
| 11992 | 2008-11-09 17:37:45 | 86.21 | |
| 11406 | 2008-11-03 12:46:19 | 82.32 | |
| 11375 | 2008-11-02 11:33:45 | 88.38 | |
| 11251 | 2008-11-01 15:19:03 | 77.00 | |
| 11159 | 2008-10-31 20:43:02 | 84.95 | |
| 11099 | 2008-10-31 13:38:10 | 84.96 | |
| 10821 | 2008-10-29 18:12:21 | 82.03 | |
| 10332 | 2008-10-25 22:23:01 | 86.34 | |
| 10127 | 2008-10-24 22:05:52 | 96.13 | |
| 9983 | 2008-10-24 01:38:07 | 75.38 | |
| 9823 | 2008-10-21 20:06:00 | 88.51 | |
| 9781 | 2008-10-21 18:20:33 | 76.60 | |
| 9756 | 2008-10-21 13:59:57 | 80.63 | |
| 9568 | 2008-10-18 22:17:42 | 75.61 | |
| 9447 | 2008-10-16 17:05:49 | 80.17 | |
| 9336 | 2008-10-15 16:56:48 | 83.63 | |
| 9328 | 2008-10-15 16:48:18 | 82.72 | |
| 9256 | 2008-10-15 01:15:11 | 81.62 | |
| 9133 | 2008-10-12 18:35:32 | 79.94 | |
| 9075 | 2008-10-12 15:51:37 | 76.10 | |
| 8054 | 2008-10-04 17:28:35 | 78.19 | |
| 7763 | 2008-09-26 15:20:21 | 78.36 | |
| 7741 | 2008-09-25 20:27:36 | 81.16 | |
| 7618 | 2008-09-23 13:18:32 | 80.32 | |
| 7409 | 2008-09-22 14:23:21 | 79.48 | |
| 7408 | 2008-09-22 14:22:00 | 78.03 | |
| 7042 | 2008-09-19 13:18:31 | 77.60 | |
| 6974 | 2008-09-18 20:24:12 | 77.84 | |
| 6730 | 2008-09-17 21:12:51 | 82.03 | |
| 6264 | 2008-09-12 14:36:05 | 82.00 | |
| 6247 | 2008-09-12 14:12:22 | 73.64 | |
| 6036 | 2008-09-11 10:34:21 | 81.54 | |
| 5815 | 2008-09-10 08:14:22 | 76.57 | |
| 5713 | 2008-09-09 16:11:45 | 79.63 | |
| 4567 | 2008-08-31 20:39:55 | 78.85 | |
| 4481 | 2008-08-31 13:45:51 | 76.11 | |
| 4207 | 2008-08-30 02:02:01 | 72.34 | |
| 4109 | 2008-08-29 20:07:42 | 71.62 | |
| 3686 | 2008-08-26 17:35:10 | 78.41 | |
| 3564 | 2008-08-26 10:47:31 | 78.73 | |
| 3459 | 2008-08-25 23:25:42 | 75.94 | |
| 3434 | 2008-08-25 21:44:52 | 76.65 | |
| 3344 | 2008-08-23 12:53:47 | 70.44 | |
| 3158 | 2008-08-22 13:27:47 | 64.16 | |
| 2968 | 2008-08-21 15:23:00 | 71.44 | |
| 2872 | 2008-08-21 02:36:28 | 67.56 | |
| 2822 | 2008-08-21 00:36:05 | 72.12 | |
| 2391 | 2008-08-19 16:32:50 | 67.07 | |
| 2285 | 2008-08-19 13:39:53 | 70.23 | |
| 1928 | 2008-08-18 00:36:13 | 75.55 | |
| 1917 | 2008-08-18 00:12:34 | 71.46 | |
| 1615 | 2008-08-17 02:33:09 | 57.22 | |
| 1556 | 2008-08-16 20:48:19 | 67.79 | |
| 1346 | 2008-08-16 10:26:48 | 70.40 | |
| 992 | 2008-08-14 20:40:22 | 62.83 | |
| 951 | 2008-08-13 18:24:03 | 63.50 | |
| 947 | 2008-08-13 18:18:43 | 72.36 | |
| 715 | 2008-08-12 16:55:42 | 73.13 | |
| 663 | 2008-08-12 04:33:44 | 68.14 | |
| 576 | 2008-08-12 00:28:33 | 63.25 | |
| 535 | 2008-08-11 21:45:56 | 67.47 | |
| 520 | 2008-08-11 21:11:51 | 76.48 | |
| 317 | 2008-08-11 12:23:24 | 66.52 | |
| 15 | 2008-08-09 01:29:54 | 58.65 |