What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11681 | 2016-08-23 20:55:51 | 106.73 | 97% |
| 11102 | 2016-06-26 10:05:39 | 105.98 | 99% |
| 11084 | 2016-06-24 08:24:35 | 106.79 | 97% |
| 9814 | 2016-02-26 01:19:31 | 112.31 | 100% |
| 9154 | 2016-02-10 01:02:16 | 123.27 | 99% |
| 9046 | 2016-02-05 08:24:01 | 97.26 | 97% |
| 8886 | 2016-02-01 06:30:57 | 116.83 | 99% |
| 8677 | 2016-01-27 06:16:49 | 101.77 | 97% |
| 7910 | 2015-10-02 07:52:12 | 110.80 | 99% |
| 7282 | 2015-08-27 06:40:48 | 100.36 | 96% |
| 7030 | 2015-08-10 23:02:34 | 103.53 | 97% |
| 5383 | 2013-12-13 07:41:21 | 112.89 | 99% |
| 5127 | 2013-04-05 00:57:52 | 107.46 | 96% |
| 4256 | 2011-04-30 07:03:36 | 106.65 | |
| 4071 | 2011-04-15 20:08:51 | 104.97 | |
| 4004 | 2011-04-07 01:26:38 | 98.76 | |
| 3414 | 2011-03-22 16:39:10 | 106.61 | |
| 2864 | 2011-03-11 19:01:03 | 103.47 | |
| 2467 | 2011-03-07 19:07:52 | 92.80 | |
| 2374 | 2011-03-07 05:00:55 | 97.24 | |
| 2306 | 2011-03-07 01:58:47 | 93.22 | |
| 1784 | 2011-03-02 03:25:30 | 100.36 |