And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11800 | 2014-12-24 01:48:00 | 75.08 | 96% |
| 11790 | 2014-12-23 10:50:23 | 76.27 | 96% |
| 11315 | 2014-03-28 20:40:59 | 77.16 | 96% |
| 11155 | 2014-02-24 01:26:27 | 76.71 | 96% |
| 10295 | 2013-06-23 08:28:39 | 78.50 | 95% |
| 10166 | 2013-06-14 15:35:35 | 77.06 | 97% |
| 9717 | 2013-03-26 22:39:38 | 72.99 | 94% |
| 7847 | 2012-03-04 23:59:28 | 75.51 | 95% |
| 7835 | 2012-03-01 20:38:57 | 72.24 | 97% |
| 7263 | 2011-11-24 14:53:17 | 74.62 | 95% |
| 6756 | 2011-08-27 14:06:20 | 78.32 | 96% |
| 6502 | 2011-08-15 12:05:18 | 76.28 | 95% |
| 6258 | 2011-07-23 14:10:07 | 75.67 | 92% |
| 6066 | 2011-07-17 15:02:06 | 77.02 | 98% |
| 4915 | 2011-06-27 14:58:29 | 73.09 | 96% |
| 4526 | 2011-06-22 08:03:25 | 70.72 | 94% |
| 3851 | 2011-06-16 14:41:46 | 69.74 | 94% |
| 3442 | 2011-06-12 23:31:54 | 65.83 | 94% |
| 2989 | 2011-06-09 23:51:26 | 68.76 | 96% |
| 2938 | 2011-06-09 15:15:54 | 73.42 | 97% |
| 2681 | 2011-06-07 17:08:51 | 67.42 | 94% |
| 1998 | 2011-05-18 22:58:23 | 65.59 | 93% |
| 1195 | 2011-05-08 19:39:00 | 81.42 | 97% |
| 833 | 2011-04-29 11:32:55 | 69.41 | |
| 819 | 2011-04-29 07:03:32 | 64.13 | |
| 690 | 2011-04-27 20:37:39 | 70.12 | |
| 368 | 2011-04-15 22:17:33 | 60.31 |