And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1888 | 2015-10-16 04:04:21 | 103.51 | 96% |
| 1770 | 2015-09-03 04:22:09 | 106.98 | 98% |
| 1279 | 2014-04-24 02:37:05 | 102.37 | 97% |
| 1240 | 2014-04-09 02:34:29 | 105.46 | 98% |
| 894 | 2014-02-27 01:52:32 | 105.91 | 98% |
| 865 | 2014-02-25 21:40:29 | 105.40 | 97% |
| 513 | 2013-08-24 17:26:34 | 100.51 | 95% |
| 447 | 2013-08-22 15:22:08 | 104.66 | 97% |