The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 29307 | 2021-12-31 19:16:58 | 107.59 | 99% |
| 20857 | 2018-05-21 12:52:19 | 88.97 | 97% |
| 17969 | 2016-10-22 15:24:24 | 112.62 | 99% |
| 16698 | 2015-11-14 18:49:01 | 97.10 | 95% |
| 15198 | 2014-10-12 16:01:53 | 92.03 | 93% |
| 15013 | 2014-06-20 23:31:24 | 104.19 | 98% |
| 14705 | 2014-05-12 17:17:02 | 96.49 | 93% |
| 13913 | 2014-01-04 14:40:12 | 108.46 | 98% |
| 12935 | 2013-08-16 18:01:47 | 101.64 | 95% |
| 11883 | 2013-02-09 15:07:50 | 98.85 | 97% |
| 11743 | 2012-12-31 15:16:05 | 105.97 | 98% |
| 11502 | 2012-11-27 18:07:25 | 96.98 | 98% |
| 11432 | 2012-11-24 15:12:38 | 98.75 | 97% |
| 10468 | 2012-07-21 15:28:03 | 95.99 | 92% |
| 10136 | 2012-07-04 21:55:18 | 104.92 | 96% |
| 9252 | 2012-04-22 21:26:41 | 101.31 | 94% |
| 9190 | 2012-04-15 15:20:38 | 87.54 | 92% |
| 9038 | 2012-04-01 11:09:13 | 97.12 | 94% |
| 8316 | 2012-03-07 22:57:56 | 86.44 | 91% |
| 7533 | 2012-02-12 11:12:47 | 90.75 | 94% |
| 7018 | 2012-01-18 22:38:25 | 103.02 | 98% |
| 6947 | 2012-01-14 15:34:48 | 95.70 | 97% |
| 6780 | 2012-01-02 21:24:11 | 95.93 | 94% |
| 5396 | 2011-11-14 22:11:15 | 81.16 | 93% |
| 5280 | 2011-11-12 23:29:46 | 85.21 | 92% |
| 4599 | 2011-10-29 13:27:39 | 91.59 | 94% |
| 4157 | 2011-10-22 12:27:10 | 96.05 | 95% |
| 3985 | 2011-10-16 07:23:17 | 107.28 | 98% |
| 1821 | 2011-05-10 20:46:00 | 94.26 | 95% |
| 1362 | 2011-04-24 21:42:50 | 108.32 | |
| 1012 | 2011-04-18 21:07:35 | 87.79 | |
| 537 | 2011-04-10 14:33:09 | 95.49 | |
| 32 | 2011-03-12 23:29:04 | 83.44 |