And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 31434 | 2023-08-21 15:55:58 | 121.19 | 99% |
| 21244 | 2018-08-06 08:12:43 | 109.30 | 99% |
| 18736 | 2017-02-10 19:15:44 | 118.13 | 98% |
| 18450 | 2017-01-21 17:08:40 | 111.29 | 96% |
| 17247 | 2016-02-28 20:19:16 | 119.79 | 99% |
| 16875 | 2016-01-01 18:15:33 | 112.88 | 98% |
| 15349 | 2014-11-09 19:50:35 | 108.84 | 97% |
| 15145 | 2014-10-12 09:09:02 | 112.31 | 97% |
| 13077 | 2013-09-17 17:28:34 | 111.99 | 96% |
| 13042 | 2013-08-31 11:44:32 | 112.64 | 98% |
| 12184 | 2013-04-27 10:54:35 | 105.69 | 97% |
| 11960 | 2013-03-13 18:56:35 | 104.27 | 97% |
| 11943 | 2013-03-02 10:34:00 | 101.08 | 96% |
| 11699 | 2012-12-22 14:48:12 | 112.71 | 97% |
| 11309 | 2012-10-05 17:06:25 | 96.57 | 95% |
| 10557 | 2012-07-27 18:19:26 | 112.45 | 98% |
| 9990 | 2012-06-04 20:44:51 | 98.78 | 93% |
| 9850 | 2012-05-26 18:57:57 | 107.40 | 95% |
| 9423 | 2012-05-04 08:38:41 | 103.75 | 97% |
| 9407 | 2012-05-03 18:24:44 | 108.01 | 98% |
| 8656 | 2012-03-17 15:09:29 | 108.41 | 96% |
| 7919 | 2012-02-25 16:04:54 | 117.91 | 99% |
| 7913 | 2012-02-25 15:58:54 | 96.71 | 94% |
| 6876 | 2012-01-07 19:15:25 | 100.63 | 94% |
| 6808 | 2012-01-05 22:13:12 | 105.54 | 98% |
| 6643 | 2011-12-20 22:14:02 | 108.58 | 97% |
| 5347 | 2011-11-14 21:01:40 | 98.55 | 95% |
| 5320 | 2011-11-13 11:34:09 | 121.58 | 98% |
| 4992 | 2011-11-07 20:32:58 | 112.68 | 98% |
| 4947 | 2011-11-06 20:23:50 | 107.09 | 96% |
| 4929 | 2011-11-06 20:09:05 | 108.14 | 99% |
| 4111 | 2011-10-19 20:51:50 | 110.77 | 97% |
| 4071 | 2011-10-19 16:58:37 | 106.97 | 97% |
| 3993 | 2011-10-16 07:32:50 | 104.58 | 95% |
| 3976 | 2011-10-16 07:15:36 | 89.92 | 97% |
| 3669 | 2011-07-25 20:40:47 | 99.68 | 97% |
| 3393 | 2011-07-17 18:27:01 | 90.54 | 96% |
| 984 | 2011-04-18 20:33:26 | 99.20 | |
| 858 | 2011-04-17 18:57:58 | 104.33 |