What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6199 | 2014-09-18 00:54:11 | 107.47 | 97% |
| 5630 | 2014-07-27 20:08:14 | 89.94 | 91% |
| 5003 | 2010-09-07 18:42:11 | 92.91 | |
| 3586 | 2009-08-05 13:48:04 | 82.93 | |
| 3508 | 2009-07-15 02:31:29 | 78.92 | |
| 3126 | 2009-05-31 16:36:16 | 81.27 | |
| 2886 | 2009-05-12 02:15:24 | 62.28 | |
| 2862 | 2009-05-10 13:34:55 | 76.15 | |
| 2578 | 2009-04-07 13:23:22 | 58.97 | |
| 2230 | 2009-03-30 00:39:45 | 80.22 | |
| 1535 | 2009-03-18 22:38:18 | 81.95 | |
| 1181 | 2009-03-08 01:39:44 | 72.60 | |
| 1102 | 2009-03-06 19:54:11 | 73.31 | |
| 359 | 2009-02-25 12:40:42 | 49.62 |