And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5660 | 2014-08-07 00:17:01 | 113.38 | 97% |
| 5542 | 2014-07-04 02:56:10 | 85.60 | 92% |
| 4791 | 2010-04-07 17:56:04 | 99.95 | |
| 3471 | 2009-06-26 14:03:01 | 100.61 | |
| 3408 | 2009-06-13 13:56:05 | 97.18 | |
| 3137 | 2009-06-02 01:13:21 | 90.60 | |
| 2730 | 2009-04-21 05:44:03 | 79.49 | |
| 2472 | 2009-04-05 04:07:04 | 95.25 | |
| 2467 | 2009-04-05 04:01:59 | 85.00 | |
| 1819 | 2009-03-24 19:28:38 | 93.05 | |
| 1516 | 2009-03-18 22:14:56 | 95.06 | |
| 1376 | 2009-03-14 12:35:36 | 89.07 | |
| 853 | 2009-03-02 17:57:05 | 72.09 | |
| 661 | 2009-02-28 22:08:11 | 66.08 | |
| 187 | 2009-02-25 02:35:01 | 55.49 |