Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 298915 | 2021-02-08 09:24:40 | 177.74 | 98.3% |
| 298457 | 2021-01-30 08:20:16 | 150.67 | 97.9% |
| 297952 | 2021-01-22 09:30:11 | 143.64 | 96% |
| 290616 | 2019-03-21 17:42:00 | 135.56 | 98% |
| 282293 | 2019-02-23 07:04:41 | 172.84 | 99% |
| 281969 | 2019-02-20 18:37:02 | 144.47 | 97% |
| 276101 | 2018-12-19 01:22:41 | 169.85 | 99% |
| 258921 | 2018-09-23 10:07:19 | 131.69 | 97% |
| 253005 | 2018-09-07 00:20:41 | 112.70 | 95% |
| 245680 | 2018-08-27 22:30:34 | 158.75 | 98% |
| 240692 | 2018-08-16 05:59:08 | 140.14 | 98% |
| 218384 | 2017-12-28 02:28:18 | 153.50 | 99% |
| 217871 | 2017-12-26 01:24:42 | 140.11 | 99% |
| 214945 | 2017-12-12 21:52:16 | 138.88 | 98% |
| 214067 | 2017-12-10 04:18:55 | 137.51 | 98% |
| 203409 | 2017-11-15 23:04:46 | 121.04 | 95% |
| 200486 | 2017-10-31 20:47:09 | 150.92 | 98% |
| 189367 | 2017-09-21 20:21:04 | 145.09 | 98% |
| 187876 | 2017-09-10 05:52:31 | 143.88 | 98% |
| 169477 | 2017-06-03 01:45:18 | 148.18 | 95% |
| 168367 | 2017-05-29 04:53:05 | 146.24 | 94% |
| 167032 | 2017-05-25 20:25:44 | 155.49 | 94% |
| 166873 | 2017-05-24 21:54:51 | 134.38 | 94% |
| 165671 | 2017-05-20 18:03:02 | 124.07 | 87% |
| 160045 | 2017-04-25 06:23:10 | 122.91 | 90% |
| 157453 | 2017-04-13 15:36:57 | 137.57 | 90% |
| 134516 | 2017-01-12 03:47:23 | 132.22 | 90% |
| 134388 | 2017-01-12 00:54:07 | 123.96 | 87% |
| 133892 | 2017-01-11 08:11:07 | 145.43 | 95% |
| 133188 | 2017-01-10 04:35:36 | 140.50 | 94% |
| 131859 | 2017-01-08 04:21:38 | 138.17 | 92% |
| 131450 | 2017-01-07 07:16:56 | 143.82 | 96% |
| 131250 | 2017-01-06 10:00:57 | 142.28 | 96% |
| 131055 | 2017-01-06 04:24:16 | 125.48 | 91% |
| 130479 | 2017-01-05 08:27:27 | 151.02 | 95% |
| 128436 | 2016-12-28 06:14:17 | 144.51 | 94% |
| 127679 | 2016-12-23 06:52:18 | 142.91 | 93% |
| 126293 | 2016-12-19 04:58:55 | 111.18 | 83% |
| 124064 | 2016-12-08 19:26:04 | 117.68 | 86% |
| 118096 | 2016-11-29 08:38:52 | 108.83 | 86% |
| 106045 | 2016-11-07 02:43:39 | 108.99 | 84% |
| 92486 | 2016-10-06 01:55:41 | 144.00 | 94% |
| 83586 | 2016-09-16 07:07:07 | 108.67 | 88% |
| 83409 | 2016-09-16 05:03:41 | 123.18 | 89% |
| 77054 | 2016-09-02 23:06:23 | 124.86 | 94% |
| 75986 | 2016-08-31 12:38:57 | 121.01 | 94% |
| 75969 | 2016-08-31 09:43:29 | 111.98 | 93% |
| 61506 | 2016-08-04 05:33:35 | 100.58 | 91% |
| 43381 | 2016-07-03 03:03:43 | 131.74 | 92% |
| 40214 | 2016-06-07 03:32:58 | 136.99 | 96% |
| 39103 | 2016-06-03 04:38:35 | 135.35 | 94% |
| 37748 | 2016-05-29 22:05:32 | 146.03 | 99% |
| 26980 | 2016-05-02 01:20:27 | 127.48 | 88% |
| 21098 | 2015-12-11 19:40:35 | 142.67 | 90% |
| 20921 | 2015-12-09 22:39:04 | 134.10 | 91% |
| 20465 | 2015-10-21 05:02:10 | 114.63 | 89% |
| 18559 | 2015-09-28 21:00:02 | 132.12 | 92% |
| 18181 | 2015-09-16 04:44:40 | 117.18 | 88% |
| 16394 | 2015-05-01 03:48:32 | 132.96 | 88% |
| 14867 | 2015-04-13 05:00:34 | 106.95 | 90% |
| 12333 | 2015-03-26 19:31:34 | 146.43 | 95% |
| 7783 | 2015-02-19 01:09:26 | 127.03 | 89% |
| 4510 | 2015-02-13 00:32:14 | 115.83 | 92% |
| 4186 | 2015-02-12 00:22:46 | 150.41 | 96% |
| 3130 | 2015-02-08 18:46:29 | 136.83 | 97% |
| 1960 | 2015-02-04 22:30:02 | 107.65 | 89% |
| 1716 | 2015-02-03 08:24:33 | 121.95 | 94% |
| 844 | 2015-01-31 17:24:54 | 104.91 | 92% |
| 743 | 2015-01-31 16:03:50 | 116.25 | 94% |
| 228 | 2015-01-31 08:39:04 | 115.29 | 93% |