I never knew I could drive like that. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. I was seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold medal run. I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. At Queens Boulevard, I took the shoulder. At Jewel Avenue, I used the median. I had it. I was there... and then... I hit the Van Wyck. They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but gentlemen, I tell you this - I came as close as anyone ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car-pile-up on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking space downstairs.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 284585 | 2019-03-04 00:37:03 | 142.55 | 97% |
| 284584 | 2019-03-04 00:35:54 | 146.90 | 97% |
| 282343 | 2019-02-25 00:57:22 | 132.34 | 97% |
| 282342 | 2019-02-25 00:56:09 | 155.87 | 98% |
| 276602 | 2018-12-30 21:19:21 | 166.77 | 98% |