Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 289953 | 2019-03-18 03:33:05 | 141.01 | 98% |
| 281986 | 2019-02-20 18:48:05 | 141.84 | 97% |
| 280088 | 2019-01-17 00:46:48 | 120.67 | 96% |
| 255082 | 2018-09-10 00:31:06 | 140.76 | 99% |
| 254416 | 2018-09-08 20:23:39 | 123.96 | 96% |
| 247234 | 2018-08-29 22:02:49 | 101.57 | 96% |
| 242042 | 2018-08-23 04:43:20 | 141.75 | 97% |
| 242003 | 2018-08-23 01:51:33 | 160.55 | 97% |
| 239483 | 2018-05-22 06:12:13 | 147.09 | 97% |
| 238351 | 2018-05-18 22:30:00 | 179.35 | 99% |
| 217335 | 2017-12-24 22:21:12 | 130.56 | 98% |
| 216828 | 2017-12-22 09:00:07 | 93.99 | 94% |
| 213226 | 2017-12-08 22:41:04 | 132.96 | 97% |
| 203327 | 2017-11-15 17:26:03 | 118.61 | 97% |
| 190783 | 2017-09-25 18:28:56 | 142.14 | 97% |
| 190246 | 2017-09-25 02:09:28 | 138.20 | 98% |
| 185020 | 2017-07-31 03:14:56 | 111.03 | 97% |
| 178011 | 2017-06-26 23:33:56 | 130.94 | 96% |