Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 292751 | 2020-12-09 11:53:25 | 168.75 | 99% |
| 288831 | 2019-03-16 20:27:27 | 152.80 | 100% |
| 284345 | 2019-03-02 07:15:51 | 112.58 | 96% |
| 283030 | 2019-02-28 01:31:00 | 137.11 | 97% |
| 255173 | 2018-09-10 01:22:48 | 107.84 | 96% |
| 245397 | 2018-08-27 19:44:07 | 133.53 | 98% |
| 240860 | 2018-08-16 22:04:40 | 163.18 | 100% |
| 203767 | 2017-11-16 23:23:36 | 124.11 | 96% |
| 202023 | 2017-11-09 01:24:52 | 132.69 | 97% |
| 189839 | 2017-09-24 21:27:28 | 137.48 | 97% |
| 189819 | 2017-09-24 21:14:45 | 126.71 | 96% |
| 172050 | 2017-06-10 07:54:27 | 144.19 | 97% |
| 169137 | 2017-05-31 22:33:10 | 134.44 | 91% |
| 168161 | 2017-05-28 22:56:47 | 149.65 | 92% |
| 168160 | 2017-05-28 22:56:24 | 130.40 | 89% |
| 166194 | 2017-05-23 03:54:12 | 109.33 | 97% |
| 163391 | 2017-05-11 01:51:45 | 148.86 | 97% |
| 163319 | 2017-05-10 22:04:14 | 154.51 | 93% |
| 163318 | 2017-05-10 22:03:49 | 142.35 | 93% |
| 161395 | 2017-04-29 20:23:39 | 121.63 | 93% |
| 161394 | 2017-04-29 20:23:11 | 149.20 | 97% |
| 161393 | 2017-04-29 20:22:48 | 117.78 | 92% |
| 160812 | 2017-04-28 18:49:56 | 124.23 | 95% |
| 160811 | 2017-04-28 18:49:02 | 133.27 | 93% |
| 157603 | 2017-04-15 17:19:17 | 158.33 | 98% |
| 157052 | 2017-04-12 01:57:01 | 134.89 | 93% |