When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 298405 | 2021-01-28 10:22:30 | 122.74 | 97% |
| 296728 | 2021-01-04 11:46:59 | 168.33 | 99% |
| 281768 | 2019-02-20 03:47:01 | 161.15 | 98% |
| 260474 | 2018-09-27 23:18:35 | 141.22 | 96% |
| 253773 | 2018-09-08 01:21:26 | 141.26 | 96% |
| 252108 | 2018-09-05 23:29:26 | 165.42 | 99% |
| 251835 | 2018-09-05 20:56:41 | 119.40 | 95% |
| 247096 | 2018-08-29 06:28:26 | 110.09 | 94% |
| 242902 | 2018-08-25 00:19:20 | 164.01 | 97% |
| 241208 | 2018-08-17 06:28:23 | 161.19 | 98% |
| 222385 | 2018-01-17 00:29:09 | 168.54 | 99% |
| 220380 | 2018-01-12 19:21:59 | 133.49 | 97% |
| 214204 | 2017-12-11 19:44:19 | 140.70 | 99% |
| 214108 | 2017-12-10 04:46:14 | 157.66 | 98% |
| 213595 | 2017-12-09 19:28:37 | 150.11 | 99% |
| 193903 | 2017-10-11 22:53:45 | 69.92 | 93% |
| 193267 | 2017-10-03 21:50:57 | 153.91 | 98% |
| 191536 | 2017-09-26 04:40:11 | 158.31 | 99% |
| 190611 | 2017-09-25 16:10:25 | 143.08 | 97% |
| 185063 | 2017-08-19 05:48:41 | 139.67 | 97% |
| 175660 | 2017-06-22 06:22:44 | 153.40 | 96% |
| 173865 | 2017-06-13 05:39:23 | 140.15 | 97% |
| 171977 | 2017-06-10 03:25:34 | 156.75 | 97% |
| 171496 | 2017-06-07 04:48:18 | 167.38 | 99% |
| 168479 | 2017-05-29 06:05:29 | 159.05 | 96% |
| 168465 | 2017-05-29 05:56:19 | 137.99 | 88% |
| 167905 | 2017-05-28 16:01:47 | 116.55 | 84% |
| 165913 | 2017-05-21 16:56:13 | 143.01 | 91% |
| 165189 | 2017-05-18 03:54:11 | 145.78 | 93% |
| 161146 | 2017-04-29 05:03:20 | 130.82 | 96% |
| 133666 | 2017-01-11 04:16:12 | 139.37 | 86% |
| 133145 | 2017-01-10 04:09:17 | 131.67 | 94% |
| 133047 | 2017-01-10 02:33:04 | 144.70 | 98% |
| 132668 | 2017-01-09 07:53:51 | 136.97 | 91% |
| 130192 | 2017-01-05 01:06:27 | 116.15 | 86% |
| 127556 | 2016-12-22 22:22:32 | 148.50 | 93% |
| 127417 | 2016-12-22 07:09:11 | 135.74 | 90% |
| 127349 | 2016-12-22 05:47:01 | 132.77 | 94% |
| 127057 | 2016-12-21 00:40:08 | 142.53 | 91% |
| 125433 | 2016-12-13 06:38:34 | 159.55 | 98% |
| 125432 | 2016-12-13 06:38:01 | 154.16 | 97% |
| 125372 | 2016-12-13 01:12:08 | 134.57 | 92% |
| 121266 | 2016-12-04 03:41:12 | 127.34 | 89% |
| 118744 | 2016-12-01 20:22:23 | 136.49 | 91% |
| 118544 | 2016-12-01 05:58:43 | 146.21 | 96% |
| 114170 | 2016-11-14 06:12:15 | 105.53 | 85% |