I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 298963 | 2021-02-08 10:47:01 | 146.74 | 97.3% |
| 288076 | 2019-03-16 01:50:31 | 151.06 | 99% |
| 287336 | 2019-03-15 05:41:06 | 144.41 | 98% |
| 281775 | 2019-02-20 03:51:19 | 151.18 | 97% |
| 257273 | 2018-09-18 22:41:17 | 156.45 | 98% |
| 254383 | 2018-09-08 20:08:18 | 144.71 | 98% |
| 253824 | 2018-09-08 02:01:54 | 155.99 | 98% |
| 251777 | 2018-09-05 20:30:07 | 140.39 | 98% |
| 223807 | 2018-01-20 22:18:51 | 83.67 | 95% |
| 213723 | 2017-12-09 21:11:24 | 145.68 | 99% |
| 212925 | 2017-12-06 22:16:05 | 162.44 | 99% |
| 212247 | 2017-12-04 22:03:40 | 154.50 | 99% |
| 211506 | 2017-11-26 20:47:01 | 131.15 | 97% |
| 203083 | 2017-11-15 00:50:14 | 143.74 | 97% |
| 176483 | 2017-06-24 05:52:18 | 144.79 | 98% |
| 170610 | 2017-06-05 03:03:27 | 138.97 | 97% |
| 165995 | 2017-05-22 15:38:18 | 141.72 | 93% |
| 164667 | 2017-05-16 06:33:13 | 123.10 | 87% |
| 160822 | 2017-04-28 18:58:21 | 128.72 | 93% |
| 160821 | 2017-04-28 18:57:42 | 156.16 | 96% |
| 160660 | 2017-04-27 20:32:38 | 126.08 | 87% |
| 156746 | 2017-04-10 19:47:01 | 128.97 | 90% |
| 132513 | 2017-01-09 05:09:47 | 150.13 | 94% |
| 129720 | 2017-01-02 08:52:17 | 153.11 | 92% |
| 128196 | 2016-12-27 04:29:17 | 168.78 | 97% |
| 128044 | 2016-12-26 21:52:08 | 150.66 | 93% |
| 125493 | 2016-12-14 00:09:55 | 152.05 | 93% |
| 104849 | 2016-11-05 02:27:40 | 149.57 | 93% |
| 104515 | 2016-11-03 05:43:20 | 129.95 | 90% |
| 85655 | 2016-09-19 05:19:22 | 106.17 | 77% |
| 84807 | 2016-09-18 03:34:28 | 127.91 | 88% |
| 78548 | 2016-09-06 12:34:36 | 134.42 | 94% |
| 78229 | 2016-09-06 04:07:45 | 120.92 | 91% |
| 75053 | 2016-08-30 08:38:18 | 109.44 | 89% |
| 74714 | 2016-08-30 02:13:55 | 132.48 | 92% |
| 74701 | 2016-08-30 02:01:16 | 122.11 | 94% |
| 72771 | 2016-08-26 00:16:58 | 137.66 | 91% |
| 72313 | 2016-08-25 13:00:16 | 152.36 | 97% |
| 48419 | 2016-07-19 09:59:21 | 67.87 | 93% |
| 42737 | 2016-06-23 05:42:23 | 117.01 | 89% |
| 37261 | 2016-05-28 10:22:05 | 138.77 | 98% |
| 32201 | 2016-05-15 07:44:01 | 118.19 | 90% |
| 31298 | 2016-05-14 02:14:24 | 148.28 | 95% |
| 30414 | 2016-05-08 22:56:57 | 112.34 | 86% |
| 30073 | 2016-05-07 04:17:10 | 112.40 | 87% |
| 29720 | 2016-05-06 05:25:35 | 114.00 | 84% |
| 29611 | 2016-05-06 01:18:24 | 136.98 | 89% |
| 25386 | 2016-04-26 06:37:44 | 127.99 | 87% |
| 23026 | 2016-01-24 23:08:41 | 155.47 | 95% |
| 21964 | 2015-12-27 20:17:24 | 126.27 | 88% |
| 21897 | 2015-12-27 00:51:56 | 143.34 | 94% |
| 20110 | 2015-10-17 20:59:59 | 133.49 | 88% |
| 19681 | 2015-10-16 22:44:55 | 166.54 | 96% |
| 18702 | 2015-10-01 03:45:15 | 171.92 | 96% |
| 17977 | 2015-09-15 09:21:10 | 161.87 | 98% |
| 17208 | 2015-07-31 17:01:17 | 170.85 | 96% |
| 15606 | 2015-04-13 14:08:53 | 78.88 | 82% |
| 15333 | 2015-04-13 10:52:56 | 102.00 | 86% |
| 15124 | 2015-04-13 08:06:55 | 117.22 | 85% |
| 14785 | 2015-04-13 04:04:12 | 124.74 | 90% |