And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 286129 | 2019-03-06 20:51:40 | 140.21 | 98% |
| 285893 | 2019-03-04 21:02:11 | 134.10 | 97% |
| 285892 | 2019-03-04 21:01:30 | 146.37 | 96% |
| 280085 | 2019-01-17 00:44:18 | 201.03 | 99% |
| 255419 | 2018-09-10 05:21:04 | 138.18 | 98% |
| 253035 | 2018-09-07 00:38:30 | 153.46 | 97% |
| 252227 | 2018-09-06 04:26:01 | 158.00 | 96% |
| 221902 | 2018-01-16 00:05:49 | 107.73 | 95% |
| 213742 | 2017-12-09 22:13:48 | 166.67 | 99% |
| 213316 | 2017-12-09 00:04:06 | 178.51 | 99% |
| 204714 | 2017-11-21 16:51:57 | 167.71 | 98% |
| 202802 | 2017-11-14 18:19:42 | 148.26 | 97% |
| 202343 | 2017-11-10 15:39:15 | 123.74 | 98% |
| 173755 | 2017-06-13 02:47:35 | 149.33 | 98% |
| 171349 | 2017-06-06 22:13:55 | 167.84 | 98% |
| 168449 | 2017-05-29 05:46:18 | 149.82 | 92% |
| 164765 | 2017-05-16 19:10:45 | 178.97 | 97% |
| 160289 | 2017-04-26 18:00:33 | 170.07 | 96% |
| 160153 | 2017-04-25 21:22:32 | 165.02 | 97% |
| 159285 | 2017-04-21 03:14:54 | 155.71 | 94% |
| 159223 | 2017-04-21 01:56:15 | 143.19 | 92% |
| 157659 | 2017-04-15 18:52:05 | 163.99 | 96% |
| 131534 | 2017-01-07 20:12:56 | 174.06 | 100% |
| 126884 | 2016-12-20 07:36:24 | 134.19 | 90% |
| 126543 | 2016-12-20 00:03:08 | 154.47 | 95% |
| 126079 | 2016-12-17 06:51:53 | 160.57 | 95% |
| 126066 | 2016-12-17 06:42:29 | 156.95 | 93% |
| 125932 | 2016-12-16 07:26:40 | 144.14 | 93% |
| 125732 | 2016-12-14 09:34:30 | 153.49 | 94% |
| 125291 | 2016-12-12 23:11:54 | 153.97 | 98% |
| 124228 | 2016-12-09 05:25:31 | 131.84 | 94% |
| 117049 | 2016-11-27 07:08:02 | 131.17 | 97% |
| 116947 | 2016-11-27 04:49:11 | 132.83 | 92% |
| 105985 | 2016-11-07 02:02:26 | 147.29 | 93% |
| 105098 | 2016-11-06 03:23:57 | 166.70 | 97% |
| 103082 | 2016-10-25 03:19:44 | 136.27 | 96% |
| 92503 | 2016-10-06 02:07:42 | 157.69 | 97% |
| 85657 | 2016-09-19 05:21:05 | 106.58 | 83% |
| 83492 | 2016-09-16 06:00:46 | 156.19 | 94% |
| 78263 | 2016-09-06 04:32:34 | 99.78 | 86% |
| 74465 | 2016-08-29 22:32:56 | 127.34 | 91% |
| 74174 | 2016-08-29 02:50:50 | 136.06 | 95% |
| 72563 | 2016-08-25 19:56:56 | 120.89 | 90% |
| 71355 | 2016-08-18 06:35:24 | 109.31 | 88% |
| 71351 | 2016-08-18 06:32:41 | 132.90 | 93% |
| 58193 | 2016-07-31 06:28:06 | 121.15 | 94% |
| 57388 | 2016-07-30 09:23:06 | 118.88 | 96% |
| 53527 | 2016-07-25 08:06:40 | 129.44 | 94% |
| 42252 | 2016-06-21 20:54:15 | 143.27 | 91% |
| 31773 | 2016-05-14 08:03:47 | 141.66 | 93% |
| 30899 | 2016-05-13 07:31:57 | 148.85 | 94% |
| 28038 | 2016-05-03 08:47:31 | 140.50 | 91% |
| 27101 | 2016-05-02 03:02:43 | 145.91 | 93% |
| 27085 | 2016-05-02 02:46:35 | 130.84 | 87% |
| 23898 | 2016-02-12 06:32:57 | 163.59 | 94% |
| 21544 | 2015-12-24 20:33:00 | 139.08 | 90% |
| 21179 | 2015-12-14 03:19:43 | 155.71 | 93% |
| 21137 | 2015-12-12 08:34:14 | 168.91 | 97% |
| 20721 | 2015-11-01 03:51:28 | 150.01 | 95% |
| 20245 | 2015-10-19 00:21:29 | 152.74 | 91% |
| 19835 | 2015-10-17 01:47:32 | 162.99 | 96% |
| 19445 | 2015-10-14 04:57:40 | 152.97 | 94% |
| 18393 | 2015-09-18 03:55:43 | 146.69 | 94% |
| 17404 | 2015-08-14 23:22:33 | 167.35 | 95% |
| 14628 | 2015-04-13 02:24:26 | 119.40 | 88% |
| 14619 | 2015-04-13 02:17:20 | 115.26 | 90% |
| 12542 | 2015-03-29 18:26:53 | 139.62 | 96% |
| 10513 | 2015-03-11 04:25:11 | 126.32 | 91% |
| 8423 | 2015-02-21 04:54:21 | 144.04 | 93% |
| 6146 | 2015-02-15 07:36:57 | 120.18 | 90% |
| 4251 | 2015-02-12 02:45:10 | 140.55 | 89% |
| 1342 | 2015-02-02 06:31:17 | 136.08 | 96% |
| 1297 | 2015-02-02 03:22:47 | 137.80 | 95% |
| 1046 | 2015-02-01 02:13:21 | 130.66 | 96% |
| 949 | 2015-01-31 23:43:03 | 122.20 | 93% |