And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3409 | 2017-01-10 03:42:18 | 74.62 | 94% |
| 2558 | 2016-09-15 01:09:23 | 78.41 | 96% |
| 2407 | 2016-04-10 16:34:52 | 78.44 | 95% |
| 2175 | 2016-03-07 00:50:12 | 81.22 | 98% |
| 2101 | 2016-03-05 16:45:42 | 70.37 | 91% |
| 1905 | 2016-02-19 21:14:17 | 70.87 | 94% |
| 1814 | 2016-02-13 00:35:09 | 73.21 | 96% |
| 1606 | 2016-01-31 20:07:11 | 78.14 | 98% |
| 1396 | 2016-01-17 17:49:36 | 75.62 | 97% |
| 93 | 2015-03-01 17:39:37 | 64.93 | 95% |