Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7748 | 2019-09-18 14:45:06 | 75.35 | 96% |
| 5205 | 2018-11-22 06:41:32 | 48.84 | 96% |
| 4024 | 2018-08-26 19:09:37 | 69.39 | 95% |
| 3563 | 2018-08-17 13:54:10 | 69.09 | 96% |