And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1757 | 2009-04-25 18:01:44 | 87.20 | |
| 1695 | 2009-04-19 20:30:48 | 97.88 | |
| 1596 | 2009-04-11 00:29:44 | 84.42 | |
| 1181 | 2009-03-29 17:46:16 | 81.79 | |
| 1167 | 2009-03-29 17:32:26 | 89.59 | |
| 991 | 2009-03-24 23:11:04 | 102.15 | |
| 931 | 2009-03-23 16:17:03 | 102.82 | |
| 713 | 2009-03-18 22:14:56 | 95.24 | |
| 697 | 2009-03-17 16:59:51 | 86.51 | |
| 633 | 2009-03-16 14:23:29 | 103.36 | |
| 549 | 2009-03-15 14:35:20 | 96.59 | |
| 401 | 2009-03-13 00:02:11 | 89.29 | |
| 308 | 2009-03-09 23:35:24 | 79.96 | |
| 295 | 2009-03-08 20:19:05 | 82.59 | |
| 4 | 2009-02-27 18:03:25 | 80.63 |