When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 95814 | 2024-03-25 07:50:18 | 125.64 | 99.7% |
| 84682 | 2023-08-26 08:44:32 | 145.36 | 100% |
| 82967 | 2023-08-13 12:36:27 | 129.66 | 99% |
| 69761 | 2022-07-29 11:37:02 | 128.78 | 98% |
| 64872 | 2022-05-07 16:10:13 | 130.88 | 98% |
| 61396 | 2022-03-25 05:00:43 | 130.89 | 99% |
| 61244 | 2022-03-22 06:05:38 | 116.31 | 98% |
| 56198 | 2021-12-01 20:28:19 | 126.57 | 98% |
| 52794 | 2021-10-11 18:57:52 | 125.66 | 98% |
| 52153 | 2021-09-26 11:54:50 | 123.36 | 97% |
| 48727 | 2021-08-22 12:59:51 | 116.91 | 98% |
| 47882 | 2021-08-12 07:34:04 | 117.90 | 98% |
| 46249 | 2021-07-06 23:19:55 | 130.43 | 98% |
| 44753 | 2021-06-19 13:52:12 | 136.71 | 99% |
| 42558 | 2021-05-24 23:28:11 | 128.50 | 98% |
| 36876 | 2021-03-09 09:13:29 | 142.89 | 100% |
| 20537 | 2019-12-17 21:49:52 | 100.97 | 97% |
| 16104 | 2019-08-29 14:46:00 | 115.27 | 97% |
| 15814 | 2019-08-25 11:49:55 | 103.29 | 96% |
| 13008 | 2019-06-15 23:59:23 | 103.84 | 98% |
| 10908 | 2019-03-19 12:05:21 | 107.58 | 97% |
| 9592 | 2018-11-24 02:17:51 | 104.85 | 97% |
| 5417 | 2018-09-16 16:25:52 | 97.43 | 97% |
| 3970 | 2018-07-05 10:07:46 | 95.45 | 97% |