And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1570 | 2019-03-04 21:49:39 | 66.92 | 97% |
| 1249 | 2012-01-07 12:00:12 | 76.01 | 96% |
| 1199 | 2011-10-28 12:59:26 | 69.44 | 96% |
| 1065 | 2010-04-28 12:38:28 | 71.95 | |
| 292 | 2009-04-30 03:10:21 | 41.12 |