And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3594 | 2017-06-18 03:43:21 | 70.08 | 97% |
| 3578 | 2017-06-13 06:42:47 | 74.85 | 97% |
| 2649 | 2010-11-15 11:46:14 | 61.39 | |
| 2099 | 2010-05-27 17:08:57 | 57.45 | |
| 1557 | 2009-09-05 04:34:50 | 60.27 | |
| 1344 | 2009-07-02 13:37:03 | 53.03 | |
| 835 | 2009-04-23 04:06:02 | 32.02 | |
| 797 | 2009-04-19 04:26:45 | 45.60 | |
| 641 | 2009-03-30 15:18:48 | 44.11 | |
| 618 | 2009-03-29 01:56:38 | 44.58 | |
| 550 | 2009-03-24 15:53:35 | 41.93 | |
| 314 | 2009-03-06 06:58:47 | 34.32 |