Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 23709 | 2023-01-05 20:12:43 | 123.77 | 98% |
| 15361 | 2014-01-27 07:20:03 | 126.56 | 97% |
| 15001 | 2013-12-26 17:08:55 | 110.02 | 94% |
| 13780 | 2013-10-06 16:56:57 | 104.97 | 91% |
| 13130 | 2013-08-20 01:18:16 | 104.18 | 91% |
| 13098 | 2013-08-18 03:31:37 | 132.18 | 98% |
| 12942 | 2013-08-14 17:34:06 | 123.58 | 97% |
| 11102 | 2013-02-24 22:22:15 | 127.01 | 97% |
| 10978 | 2013-02-22 23:35:30 | 132.19 | 98% |
| 10241 | 2013-01-09 00:13:36 | 123.88 | 97% |
| 10117 | 2013-01-06 16:27:21 | 109.97 | 93% |
| 8926 | 2012-11-10 02:32:50 | 121.34 | 99% |
| 8593 | 2012-11-03 02:02:25 | 102.85 | 91% |
| 8197 | 2012-10-27 03:09:01 | 99.48 | 94% |
| 6315 | 2012-01-02 17:36:48 | 108.37 | 94% |
| 6159 | 2011-12-26 17:42:57 | 112.39 | 94% |
| 5361 | 2011-12-11 03:03:07 | 95.06 | 89% |
| 4909 | 2011-11-26 03:11:05 | 104.55 | 94% |
| 4300 | 2011-11-13 20:35:09 | 114.95 | 96% |
| 3821 | 2011-07-15 20:18:34 | 103.10 | 94% |
| 3003 | 2011-06-19 21:12:15 | 116.91 | 97% |
| 1601 | 2009-07-17 18:03:00 | 115.75 | |
| 1500 | 2009-05-15 01:28:33 | 112.04 | |
| 1155 | 2009-03-12 18:05:56 | 76.44 | |
| 618 | 2009-01-29 19:13:03 | 79.98 | |
| 250 | 2009-01-19 23:31:10 | 88.80 | |
| 240 | 2009-01-19 22:54:40 | 70.72 | |
| 233 | 2009-01-19 22:47:40 | 82.12 |