Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2078 | 2019-08-21 04:06:38 | 94.97 | 97% |
| 1728 | 2018-09-23 19:32:17 | 87.93 | 98% |
| 713 | 2018-01-12 16:39:50 | 84.81 | 98% |