Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2950 | 2017-06-07 17:04:48 | 96.59 | 98% |
| 501 | 2017-04-20 20:15:59 | 111.49 | 97% |