Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7824 | 2018-04-10 12:13:53 | 99.02 | 96% |
| 5676 | 2017-10-03 15:48:48 | 103.44 | 97% |