Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2345 | 2019-02-03 09:40:54 | 96.72 | 99% |
| 595 | 2017-11-21 18:19:51 | 78.12 | 97% |