Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4029 | 2022-04-08 15:27:41 | 75.82 | 95% |
| 11 | 2017-05-29 22:04:12 | 38.52 | 89% |