I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 277866 | 2023-07-04 20:26:34 | 145.20 | 99.2% |
| 277865 | 2023-07-04 20:25:32 | 133.18 | 97.5% |
| 277864 | 2023-07-04 20:24:14 | 112.00 | 95.8% |
| 272227 | 2023-05-19 19:42:34 | 122.59 | 97% |
| 272226 | 2023-05-19 19:40:44 | 134.93 | 99.1% |
| 272225 | 2023-05-19 19:38:36 | 125.84 | 97.6% |
| 272224 | 2023-05-19 19:36:27 | 111.61 | 97% |
| 268684 | 2023-04-17 02:32:34 | 134.70 | 98.9% |
| 268683 | 2023-04-17 02:28:37 | 118.34 | 97.1% |
| 268682 | 2023-04-17 02:26:58 | 123.96 | 98.4% |