And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 19622 | 2010-07-28 20:48:46 | 119.03 | |
| 19277 | 2010-07-25 22:39:16 | 114.50 | |
| 19203 | 2010-07-24 19:29:43 | 118.96 | |
| 18670 | 2010-07-15 23:30:48 | 125.75 | |
| 18172 | 2010-07-12 01:38:00 | 107.62 | |
| 17906 | 2010-07-09 22:30:42 | 116.66 | |
| 17740 | 2010-07-08 19:06:58 | 118.13 | |
| 17639 | 2010-07-07 21:28:46 | 123.16 | |
| 17606 | 2010-07-07 18:25:56 | 113.94 | |
| 17211 | 2010-07-04 19:23:43 | 110.96 | |
| 17031 | 2010-07-03 15:20:58 | 110.24 | |
| 16789 | 2010-07-01 18:51:37 | 112.92 | |
| 16616 | 2010-06-30 16:11:36 | 114.75 | |
| 16140 | 2010-06-25 23:33:32 | 114.90 | |
| 15782 | 2010-06-22 21:28:51 | 129.74 | |
| 14995 | 2010-06-12 01:04:04 | 118.83 | |
| 14986 | 2010-06-11 23:57:53 | 129.21 | |
| 14878 | 2010-06-10 23:14:41 | 118.03 | |
| 14692 | 2010-06-06 22:09:26 | 114.76 | |
| 14362 | 2010-06-02 19:37:53 | 119.56 | |
| 13586 | 2010-05-20 20:22:49 | 115.25 | |
| 13553 | 2010-05-20 16:55:57 | 117.84 | |
| 13266 | 2010-05-15 20:05:51 | 114.84 | |
| 12989 | 2010-05-13 14:50:39 | 104.75 | |
| 12794 | 2010-05-08 21:55:00 | 114.27 | |
| 12687 | 2010-05-05 20:54:18 | 124.41 | |
| 12639 | 2010-05-05 17:04:00 | 122.87 | |
| 12486 | 2010-05-01 20:55:42 | 126.92 | |
| 12429 | 2010-05-01 14:35:57 | 109.92 | |
| 12370 | 2010-04-29 00:49:20 | 109.98 | |
| 12338 | 2010-04-27 15:19:07 | 110.59 | |
| 12063 | 2010-04-17 15:45:28 | 115.94 | |
| 12032 | 2010-04-16 00:08:33 | 106.36 | |
| 11897 | 2010-04-14 21:14:50 | 117.32 | |
| 11806 | 2010-04-13 17:19:47 | 109.07 | |
| 11662 | 2010-04-10 23:04:53 | 124.94 | |
| 11538 | 2010-04-08 23:22:13 | 120.37 | |
| 11506 | 2010-04-08 19:48:00 | 115.00 | |
| 11465 | 2010-04-08 16:56:33 | 117.23 | |
| 11027 | 2010-03-03 15:47:57 | 106.80 | |
| 10964 | 2010-03-01 16:10:14 | 121.60 | |
| 10718 | 2010-01-15 00:16:16 | 120.11 | |
| 10646 | 2010-01-02 17:17:03 | 119.28 | |
| 10431 | 2009-09-28 20:15:50 | 121.12 | |
| 10301 | 2009-09-21 22:04:56 | 119.56 | |
| 10144 | 2009-09-03 21:09:44 | 120.67 | |
| 9915 | 2009-04-05 18:31:12 | 119.76 | |
| 9816 | 2009-04-04 20:17:05 | 124.05 | |
| 9747 | 2009-04-02 22:08:19 | 113.10 | |
| 9425 | 2009-03-23 20:35:27 | 110.63 | |
| 9128 | 2009-03-09 22:02:42 | 108.23 | |
| 9083 | 2009-03-08 00:55:56 | 119.10 | |
| 9023 | 2009-03-06 22:27:28 | 113.31 | |
| 8917 | 2009-03-05 16:24:33 | 104.65 | |
| 8655 | 2009-02-23 19:51:02 | 112.48 | |
| 8435 | 2009-02-09 23:43:20 | 119.57 | |
| 8337 | 2009-01-24 21:25:59 | 126.87 | |
| 8042 | 2009-01-13 18:07:42 | 112.74 | |
| 7914 | 2009-01-09 21:45:30 | 114.32 | |
| 7898 | 2009-01-08 22:46:27 | 126.39 | |
| 7757 | 2009-01-05 23:13:26 | 108.51 | |
| 7749 | 2009-01-05 19:01:09 | 113.58 | |
| 7517 | 2008-12-14 00:47:26 | 116.94 | |
| 7459 | 2008-12-12 01:16:51 | 114.06 | |
| 7252 | 2008-12-06 22:01:34 | 109.20 | |
| 7203 | 2008-12-04 22:14:27 | 120.79 | |
| 7198 | 2008-12-04 21:14:53 | 118.89 | |
| 7166 | 2008-12-03 18:00:45 | 117.66 | |
| 6961 | 2008-11-29 00:56:19 | 109.73 | |
| 6554 | 2008-11-17 20:25:25 | 109.91 | |
| 6097 | 2008-11-10 20:11:33 | 110.80 | |
| 6037 | 2008-11-08 23:02:23 | 119.15 | |
| 5768 | 2008-10-30 16:42:15 | 114.11 | |
| 5433 | 2008-10-21 18:20:19 | 100.08 | |
| 4980 | 2008-10-08 20:47:33 | 101.57 | |
| 4732 | 2008-10-04 18:02:33 | 104.32 | |
| 4660 | 2008-10-02 23:34:37 | 106.51 | |
| 4633 | 2008-10-02 18:37:20 | 109.67 | |
| 4476 | 2008-09-29 23:07:11 | 117.80 | |
| 4328 | 2008-09-25 18:50:26 | 118.03 | |
| 4324 | 2008-09-24 17:08:38 | 113.70 | |
| 4294 | 2008-09-22 19:04:39 | 108.88 | |
| 4205 | 2008-09-20 23:01:55 | 111.41 | |
| 4153 | 2008-09-19 00:28:31 | 108.69 | |
| 4134 | 2008-09-17 23:35:39 | 117.18 | |
| 4114 | 2008-09-17 15:17:43 | 105.36 | |
| 4110 | 2008-09-16 22:37:05 | 116.53 | |
| 4072 | 2008-09-16 17:07:57 | 114.74 | |
| 4055 | 2008-09-16 01:01:51 | 124.92 | |
| 4002 | 2008-09-15 20:33:10 | 106.51 | |
| 3957 | 2008-09-15 18:27:00 | 116.63 | |
| 3931 | 2008-09-15 17:50:53 | 114.77 | |
| 3758 | 2008-09-11 17:05:08 | 115.95 | |
| 3517 | 2008-09-08 23:30:01 | 110.18 | |
| 3484 | 2008-09-08 20:27:27 | 114.09 | |
| 3026 | 2008-09-04 23:15:25 | 108.08 | |
| 2893 | 2008-09-03 18:24:58 | 93.02 | |
| 2844 | 2008-09-03 15:16:24 | 111.83 | |
| 2829 | 2008-09-03 14:37:37 | 107.07 | |
| 2749 | 2008-09-02 17:50:52 | 102.97 | |
| 2543 | 2008-08-31 00:04:16 | 105.09 | |
| 2423 | 2008-08-30 15:35:12 | 105.77 | |
| 2309 | 2008-08-29 00:17:39 | 109.01 | |
| 2299 | 2008-08-28 19:08:10 | 110.56 | |
| 2000 | 2008-08-26 15:06:31 | 99.93 | |
| 1979 | 2008-08-25 22:43:48 | 114.22 | |
| 1955 | 2008-08-25 21:49:20 | 107.85 | |
| 1857 | 2008-08-25 17:54:41 | 102.54 | |
| 1834 | 2008-08-25 14:39:46 | 108.70 | |
| 1784 | 2008-08-24 19:19:07 | 104.71 | |
| 1704 | 2008-08-23 20:52:34 | 107.46 | |
| 1682 | 2008-08-23 19:55:43 | 114.45 | |
| 1473 | 2008-08-21 18:17:16 | 105.92 | |
| 1443 | 2008-08-21 15:54:53 | 102.18 | |
| 1434 | 2008-08-21 14:17:20 | 108.86 | |
| 1322 | 2008-08-20 00:47:47 | 116.36 | |
| 930 | 2008-08-15 00:14:15 | 100.93 | |
| 745 | 2008-08-14 00:28:26 | 109.12 | |
| 555 | 2008-08-13 16:24:23 | 112.92 | |
| 386 | 2008-08-12 16:25:30 | 89.00 | |
| 90 | 2008-08-09 18:23:34 | 108.52 | |
| 74 | 2008-08-09 17:50:29 | 106.00 |