Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 14322 | 2012-01-20 14:44:58 | 94.22 | 91% |
| 13874 | 2011-10-08 13:06:46 | 95.96 | 91% |
| 13831 | 2011-10-04 13:53:25 | 101.58 | 93% |
| 13655 | 2011-08-13 17:48:30 | 111.75 | 93% |
| 13651 | 2011-08-13 17:45:02 | 102.17 | 91% |
| 13312 | 2011-07-01 03:51:10 | 98.75 | 93% |
| 13096 | 2011-06-22 19:03:49 | 97.50 | 89% |
| 12189 | 2011-05-05 01:17:24 | 99.55 | 91% |
| 11923 | 2011-04-30 16:49:35 | 96.01 | |
| 11361 | 2011-03-23 05:54:07 | 108.88 | |
| 9553 | 2011-01-12 03:07:25 | 99.99 | |
| 9444 | 2011-01-08 20:46:49 | 121.84 | |
| 9272 | 2010-12-22 06:34:17 | 105.77 | |
| 8441 | 2010-11-17 01:01:25 | 119.63 | |
| 7830 | 2010-10-25 00:37:44 | 106.27 | |
| 6780 | 2010-08-23 22:45:47 | 118.57 | |
| 6503 | 2010-08-08 23:34:44 | 98.45 | |
| 6199 | 2010-07-30 23:14:04 | 107.99 | |
| 5557 | 2010-07-08 22:13:49 | 105.72 | |
| 5385 | 2010-07-04 01:51:23 | 104.24 | |
| 5032 | 2010-06-07 02:59:15 | 109.08 | |
| 3986 | 2010-05-11 04:54:06 | 99.91 | |
| 3486 | 2010-04-22 05:20:15 | 110.45 | |
| 3482 | 2010-04-21 20:32:06 | 104.31 | |
| 3380 | 2010-04-18 15:27:09 | 110.02 | |
| 3198 | 2010-04-10 03:52:56 | 99.66 | |
| 3151 | 2010-04-09 20:00:41 | 103.50 | |
| 2613 | 2010-03-21 22:27:04 | 117.60 | |
| 2154 | 2010-03-12 20:48:55 | 111.58 | |
| 1957 | 2010-03-04 20:50:09 | 111.12 | |
| 1710 | 2010-02-28 23:44:54 | 111.60 | |
| 1698 | 2010-02-28 23:34:48 | 114.69 | |
| 1230 | 2010-02-12 05:53:11 | 100.60 | |
| 1164 | 2010-02-09 02:37:23 | 105.98 | |
| 960 | 2010-01-31 23:08:43 | 111.42 | |
| 390 | 2010-01-17 19:04:52 | 119.04 |