Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 11162 | 2017-12-19 05:06:56 | 139.92 | 99% |
| 10757 | 2017-08-29 02:03:50 | 125.37 | 98% |