I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 32931 | 2016-11-05 02:34:58 | 89.17 | 96% |
| 32491 | 2013-11-19 22:14:07 | 114.38 | 99% |
| 32480 | 2013-11-19 22:04:44 | 104.08 | 99% |
| 31009 | 2013-07-09 18:19:38 | 84.30 | 88% |
| 30962 | 2013-06-24 19:10:29 | 95.51 | 96% |
| 30674 | 2013-04-24 18:03:19 | 102.00 | 99% |
| 29883 | 2013-01-30 19:31:20 | 107.34 | 100% |
| 29794 | 2013-01-29 22:01:09 | 92.62 | 96% |
| 29632 | 2013-01-09 21:19:50 | 97.65 | 96% |
| 28918 | 2012-11-07 21:14:01 | 108.71 | 98% |
| 28729 | 2012-10-18 22:43:32 | 91.93 | 98% |
| 27860 | 2012-07-31 17:02:47 | 92.95 | 93% |
| 27371 | 2012-05-02 21:03:19 | 110.94 | 99% |
| 26848 | 2012-04-10 18:55:36 | 91.87 | 100% |
| 26509 | 2012-03-20 18:43:35 | 102.10 | 96% |
| 26128 | 2012-03-08 21:04:38 | 101.83 | 99% |
| 26052 | 2012-03-08 17:59:12 | 101.23 | 96% |
| 25554 | 2012-02-20 19:08:19 | 104.74 | 98% |
| 24731 | 2012-01-25 18:31:37 | 94.53 | 95% |
| 24065 | 2011-09-28 20:56:46 | 86.14 | 94% |
| 23217 | 2011-08-23 18:49:59 | 95.15 | 94% |
| 23072 | 2011-08-12 18:52:55 | 93.23 | 96% |
| 22732 | 2011-08-03 04:20:07 | 95.00 | 95% |
| 22508 | 2011-07-30 01:07:46 | 100.41 | 96% |
| 21822 | 2011-07-08 19:01:37 | 109.15 | 98% |
| 21440 | 2011-06-28 20:25:39 | 91.52 | 96% |
| 20934 | 2011-06-13 18:29:29 | 101.63 | 99% |
| 20418 | 2011-05-02 21:03:50 | 86.63 | 97% |
| 19009 | 2011-03-16 19:47:36 | 100.69 | |
| 18468 | 2011-02-18 22:35:30 | 93.33 | |
| 18458 | 2011-02-18 22:23:58 | 97.39 | |
| 18439 | 2011-02-18 20:47:19 | 87.25 | |
| 18092 | 2011-02-08 19:30:25 | 74.45 | |
| 16999 | 2011-01-07 21:00:05 | 95.69 | |
| 16226 | 2010-12-06 20:49:54 | 94.33 | |
| 15748 | 2010-11-16 19:46:02 | 90.63 | |
| 15741 | 2010-11-16 19:39:29 | 81.82 | |
| 15413 | 2010-11-03 17:32:36 | 86.75 | |
| 15213 | 2010-10-29 19:28:10 | 95.80 | |
| 15067 | 2010-10-27 18:17:00 | 86.91 | |
| 14849 | 2010-10-20 21:05:07 | 108.92 | |
| 14664 | 2010-10-19 19:37:02 | 81.08 | |
| 14438 | 2010-10-15 15:52:26 | 91.45 | |
| 13860 | 2010-09-27 21:35:11 | 92.41 | |
| 13595 | 2010-09-22 20:38:36 | 82.70 | |
| 13563 | 2010-09-22 17:27:28 | 74.08 | |
| 13434 | 2010-09-21 17:08:57 | 85.09 | |
| 13314 | 2010-09-15 11:12:53 | 74.33 | |
| 12146 | 2010-08-17 19:59:44 | 83.56 | |
| 11639 | 2010-06-22 01:51:48 | 91.59 | |
| 11571 | 2010-06-17 22:58:55 | 85.95 | |
| 11470 | 2010-05-19 02:49:42 | 93.03 | |
| 11352 | 2010-04-21 05:13:58 | 84.52 | |
| 11269 | 2010-04-14 20:37:47 | 85.72 | |
| 10411 | 2010-02-26 21:50:45 | 99.84 | |
| 10211 | 2010-02-23 02:41:12 | 88.66 | |
| 10003 | 2010-02-17 18:28:53 | 99.90 | |
| 9978 | 2010-02-16 20:51:48 | 90.35 | |
| 9712 | 2010-02-04 19:27:12 | 90.63 | |
| 9361 | 2010-01-18 21:27:39 | 93.61 | |
| 8544 | 2009-12-01 17:26:21 | 79.39 | |
| 7354 | 2009-10-28 21:54:07 | 91.42 | |
| 6963 | 2009-10-12 17:11:50 | 101.93 | |
| 6151 | 2009-09-16 17:28:25 | 91.55 | |
| 5145 | 2009-08-07 21:52:58 | 90.83 | |
| 4936 | 2009-08-04 20:54:27 | 86.66 | |
| 4251 | 2009-07-23 22:33:15 | 82.18 | |
| 3550 | 2009-07-06 01:46:08 | 86.69 | |
| 3421 | 2009-06-23 20:55:30 | 78.64 | |
| 3107 | 2009-06-09 22:38:10 | 90.97 | |
| 3096 | 2009-06-09 19:50:00 | 87.77 | |
| 2890 | 2009-06-08 16:35:50 | 74.57 | |
| 2687 | 2009-06-05 18:32:57 | 88.94 | |
| 1987 | 2009-05-29 14:16:51 | 94.49 | |
| 1859 | 2009-05-26 19:50:46 | 88.53 | |
| 1776 | 2009-05-26 14:45:38 | 81.09 | |
| 1574 | 2009-05-19 20:29:00 | 84.93 | |
| 1124 | 2009-05-12 23:33:19 | 82.57 | |
| 519 | 2009-05-06 21:45:12 | 81.42 | |
| 219 | 2009-05-02 17:24:31 | 68.36 | |
| 173 | 2009-05-02 04:31:38 | 76.33 |