Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5149 | 2019-07-11 16:14:14 | 79.43 | 99% |
| 4789 | 2017-11-19 19:06:18 | 71.43 | 98% |