And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4421 | 2013-01-22 18:33:02 | 124.55 | 98% |
| 3829 | 2012-05-02 20:34:07 | 104.69 | 93% |
| 3620 | 2012-04-20 02:53:03 | 104.91 | 95% |
| 3490 | 2012-04-18 02:17:43 | 116.40 | 98% |
| 3473 | 2012-04-18 01:00:38 | 114.16 | 98% |
| 3285 | 2012-04-12 03:22:41 | 116.76 | 95% |
| 3096 | 2012-04-03 02:18:35 | 112.88 | 96% |
| 2606 | 2012-03-22 19:40:31 | 99.34 | 94% |
| 2545 | 2012-03-21 19:26:16 | 103.26 | 95% |
| 2432 | 2012-03-20 20:52:14 | 121.59 | 99% |
| 2340 | 2012-03-19 20:48:49 | 103.29 | 95% |
| 1633 | 2012-02-29 21:46:28 | 103.13 | 95% |
| 1431 | 2011-05-05 05:18:05 | 92.52 | 92% |
| 1245 | 2010-08-23 23:23:45 | 92.23 | |
| 879 | 2010-07-15 23:06:13 | 98.72 | |
| 591 | 2010-07-09 07:42:33 | 94.49 |