What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 67607 | 2019-02-28 20:51:56 | 127.32 | 99% |
| 49277 | 2018-04-16 07:40:13 | 135.14 | 99% |
| 49085 | 2018-04-11 19:26:42 | 144.70 | 100% |
| 47662 | 2018-03-27 06:07:10 | 125.19 | 98% |
| 46816 | 2018-03-17 16:10:26 | 131.16 | 98% |
| 39166 | 2017-12-21 01:53:04 | 122.91 | 98% |
| 38913 | 2017-12-19 18:25:20 | 115.88 | 98% |
| 36004 | 2017-11-23 18:01:08 | 134.64 | 99% |
| 35583 | 2017-11-21 00:39:29 | 110.89 | 98% |
| 28472 | 2017-08-11 18:21:25 | 131.61 | 100% |
| 28442 | 2017-08-11 18:02:45 | 131.75 | 99% |
| 24817 | 2017-07-11 23:24:47 | 141.54 | 99% |
| 24419 | 2017-07-09 23:49:54 | 139.07 | 99% |
| 24208 | 2017-07-09 17:57:19 | 145.41 | 100% |
| 21235 | 2017-06-11 04:46:24 | 145.77 | 100% |
| 20252 | 2017-06-03 19:35:08 | 144.78 | 100% |
| 19218 | 2017-05-22 16:10:51 | 112.97 | 94% |
| 19052 | 2017-05-20 01:20:23 | 123.38 | 98% |
| 16289 | 2017-04-24 15:23:24 | 131.92 | 100% |
| 13853 | 2017-02-21 16:58:29 | 132.52 | 99% |
| 13673 | 2017-02-15 19:47:00 | 131.22 | 98% |
| 10774 | 2016-10-09 22:29:50 | 106.90 | 95% |
| 9896 | 2016-08-17 15:37:39 | 118.34 | 97% |
| 8408 | 2016-02-02 00:08:28 | 111.56 | 100% |
| 6133 | 2014-08-01 02:42:23 | 81.52 | 97% |
| 4761 | 2010-08-18 22:37:38 | 114.81 | |
| 1374 | 2009-03-29 21:08:23 | 77.63 | |
| 697 | 2009-02-23 02:17:58 | 73.02 | |
| 394 | 2009-02-11 18:25:48 | 61.76 | |
| 230 | 2009-02-04 14:32:10 | 54.34 |