And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3557 | 2013-06-11 19:48:03 | 104.61 | 96% |
| 2741 | 2010-12-18 23:08:26 | 108.04 | |
| 1497 | 2010-01-17 19:35:51 | 89.77 | |
| 962 | 2009-10-11 17:33:18 | 81.80 | |
| 892 | 2009-10-11 05:54:20 | 77.93 | |
| 771 | 2009-09-27 15:51:48 | 76.42 | |
| 765 | 2009-09-27 15:41:28 | 79.56 | |
| 671 | 2009-09-12 05:48:15 | 99.01 | |
| 528 | 2009-05-09 17:32:45 | 80.93 | |
| 418 | 2009-02-15 21:57:13 | 66.71 | |
| 173 | 2008-08-25 17:54:54 | 79.58 | |
| 138 | 2008-08-23 18:59:19 | 60.19 | |
| 86 | 2008-08-17 05:00:35 | 54.88 | |
| 73 | 2008-08-16 23:12:51 | 55.40 | |
| 64 | 2008-08-16 18:31:46 | 55.83 |