Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 16871 | 2020-06-05 05:09:29 | 152.47 | 98% |
| 8708 | 2018-10-08 18:10:11 | 130.45 | 96% |
| 2339 | 2017-07-21 22:56:24 | 135.09 | 96% |